Let's start this like one of those question things...


WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Michael...duh
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Um...artist?
TRY NOT TO ASNWER MY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION. Sorry...wait...who are you?
I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE! Ok then, ask away.
THANK YOU, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE....um, wait one second...
WHAT IS IT NOW? Just so you know, i don't have a favorite anything, at least usualy i don't. But i'll try my best to answer those questions.
FAIR ENOUGH. SO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK. Well, i'd say milk. Milk milk milk. 2% is my favortie. I despise alchohol. Well, maybe despise is a harsh way of putting it...I simply have no desire what so ever to consume an alchoholic beverage, and if anyone i know takes me to a bar for my 21st birthday I'm personally making sure they suffer!
ARE YOU DONE? Yes...
WOULD YOU KINDLY ANSWER THE QUESTION? Sure. I suppose I like soda (especially if it's free, go Haunt!) I like the sweet stuff, root beer, cream soda. Oh, and Dr. Pepper.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? A ton of stuff. Symphony, Jazz, Novelty, Show-tunes, Surf, a lot of Rock, primarily Heavy Metal.
WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS? Well, you can look at the band profiles and that can answer, but while we're here...Metallica, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo, Godsmack, R.E.M. Distrubed, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Green Day, Michael Kamen, They Might Be Giants, Frank Zappa, the Offspring, Static X, Alan Silvestri, Kittie, Cradle of Filth...recently i've been getting into a lot more power metal and black metal because lets face it, a lot of the modern rock stuff sucks...oh i could go on, next question.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? My trade is guitar. I wanted to play saxiphone when I was little. I joined school band in 4th grade and they had a free trombone, so I learned that. Then i got a keyboard and tried picking it up. I would still like to learn how to play piano, it's such a magnificent instrument. Possibly violin. I like messing around with bass and very recently, drums.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? I've always liked blue. I like red (the blood is the life...) but who can't resist black! Dark colors.
DO YOU PREFER THINGS ON THE DARK SIDE? I suppose so...yes, as long as it's not the force.
I TAKE IT YOU LIKE STAR WARS? Yes, very much so.
WHICH DO YOU PREFER, STAR WARS OR STAR TREK? I like them equaly, i grew up with both of them.
WHAT MOVIES ARE YOU INTO? I can't get enough of Horror. I like psychological thrillers. And i can't resist a good comedy. Oh, and any vampire movie i'll always give a viewing.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES? Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Myster Science Theater 3000: the movie, Fight Club, Death to Smoochie, Silence of the Lambs, Halloween (the whole series), Hocus Pocus, Back to the Future I II & III, UHF, Waynes' World (the saga), GhostBusters I & II, Adams Family I & Values, Cannibal the Musical, Wayne's World (the complere saga)...just to shorten the list, any Tim Burton Film.
HOW DO YOU PREFER THE WEATHER! Cold and Wet (rain rules), maybe overcast and windy. If it's sunny, there better be a harsh cold wind blowin' around.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE SPOTS YOU LIKE TO VISIT? I actualy haven't been to too many places, but i like cliffs, especialy ones with lighthouses, i like the beach, the forest, and any old city with dark places like alleyways or abandoned buildings. I want to travel all over Europe and Asia. I got the urge to want to visit Prauge a while ago. Any place up north sounds great.
ARE YOU SINGLE? What's it to you?
HEY, YOU DID IT AGAIN, THE ASKING THE QUESTION THING. Fine then, yes I am. If anything, she's a figment of my imagination that resides within my head.
WAIT UP, SHE, A PERSON IN YOUR HEAD? Yes...
WAIT...WHAT? Nothing, don't ask.
WHY NOT? Just don't, even though you just did.
HUH? .....moving on.
YES, SO, DO YOU WATCH MUCH TV? I suppose.
WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE SO MUCH? Well, I have to figure to give you (whoever you are) the best answer possible, expecially on events that are ever changing. I can't tell you exactly what my schedules like, more or less what i'm going to watch that week.
HMM, I SEE. WHAT SHOWS DO YOU LIKE? Invader Zim, the Simpsons, the Angry Beavers, Family Guy, Fturerama, Bot Meets World, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Star Trek TNG, Uranium, Headbangers Ball, Courage the Cowerdly Dog, Animaniacs, Beetlejuice, and most shows on G4 tech tv.
DO YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES? Yes, and how!
WHAT KIND DO YOU LIKE? Well, any vampire game, the Final Fantasy series (starting with 1) Mario, Sonic, I like a lot of first player story RPG games, fantasy games, puzzle games, Tony Hawk games, classic Tetris, Metroid, i don't like sports though.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS AT ALL? Well, sometimes i can watch a game live alright. Otherwise, I don't really care for them.
NOT ANY AT ALL? Ok two...Comedy Sportz and Quidditch.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS OTHER THAN PLAYING GUITAR? Well, i act and i draw. I picked up doing architecture stuff, and apparently i have a good speaking voice.

I think that's all for now.