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Camaro and commonly asked questions:
I figured that the best way to get to know me, is basically to take a number of questions that I get on a regular basis (obviously good and bad) and just simply answer them for you. If you have any to add (and I’d love you if you did) I would be very happy to post them on here as well.

To begin, the most common asked question is….

1.) Why are you such a bitch?

This seems like it might be an easy question to answer, but it’s really not. When it comes down to it all, it really depends on what circumstance I’m being a bitch about. I don’t like people asking favors of me when there’s nothing in it for me. This may sound extremely rude, but I get pissed off when people send me their stories, never having read any of mine, never having reviewed or given a kind word prior to, and then demanding that I read these long, elaborate tales when I don’t know the person or (worse yet and this is a true story) they can’t even spell my NAME correctly.

Also, I have certain days when just about anything you say could piss me off and I don’t apologize for it. If you want to be my friend, you’d better just fucking expect and accept it.

I can be a vicious CUNT when someone at all pisses me off regarding my stories. You want to get on my bad side, say something remotely rude or off about Monster and I’ll go after you. Quickest way to get on my Shit List.

If you’re calling me a bitch for my reviews regarding your story, then you ought to be thanking me for it. I just find that so few people are actually honest in their reviews that I’m doing the world a fucking favor by letting people know when they royally suck. Oh sure, I could clasp my hands together, blink my eyes real fast and tell you just how “OMG LIKE AWESOME” that latest “Chappie” was, but then, well, I just won’t. Besides, call me bitter but when I first came into the game about three years ago with Dark Angel, it isn’t like ANYONE gave me a break.

I received more flames for my first story then most authors receive after a combined TEN. It wasn’t so much the content as the attitude and the arrogance I refuse to conceal while posting it. I just feel like if you know what you write is good, then why throw up a façade, a LIE of humility for the pleasure of others? Fuck the others. If it’s good and you know it, don’t lie to them and don’t lie to yourself.

2.) How old are you?

I was born June 8th, 1985. I’m a Gemini and as strong of one as you can imagine.

3.) What do you do for fun?

Go to parties, go to bars, do SOME drugs (don’t hassle me about it sweets, I’ve heard the commercials) get into an amount of trouble and just make sure that when I’ve lived my life, I look back regretting what I DID do, rather than what I didn’t.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nope.

Are you a slut?

Absolutely. Hahaha, no, not really, but I have the potential to be so therefore, I can be considered one. I mean, think about it. People don’t call ugly, fat and frumpy girls sluts, do they? No. They can have as much sex as they want and people just think “aww, so nice she got a good pity fuck”. But if you’re even remotely good looking, be prepared for girls that don’t have the potential for as much sex as you to call you a slut. Think of it as a compliment and never let it bring you down.

What is one thing that you hate the most?

Jealousy. Honest to God, it brings out the worst in people. Because hatred, that’s usually founded. And love, that just makes us fools. But envy and jealousy? That makes us love what we can never be and hate the fact that we can’t. Due to jealousy, I’ve had to harden myself both in the world and in writing. It can make even friends act like complete assholes.

How do you feel about homosexuality?

I’m openly bisexual and though I know of other people’s opinions, I don’t want to hear them, nor do I respect them. I’m a liberal person who tries to see things from other people’s stand points but I refuse to hold conversations with anyone who would judge or discriminate against someone for the way they were born. And if you don’t agree that people are born gay, then don’t waste your time trying to argue with me about it and instead go read a FUCKING SCIENCE BOOK. I’d suggest skipping ahead to the parts about X and Y chromosomes.

People are BORN gay and I believe that if you are prejudice against someone for their sexual orientation, then it is NO different then discriminating against someone for the color of their skin or ethnic background. And hell, if you do that, then you’re better off NEVER coming in contact with me in any way shape or form.

Favorite T.V. Show?

Queer As Folk

Person you’ve been told you look like?

Sometimes I get Christina Applegate when she was in Married With Children, only I have bigger eyes. Other times, Tara Reid, though she has a much fatter face. Most often, Marilyn Monroe when I smile.

Person you’ve been told you act like?

Brian Kinney.

Favorite one of your stories?

Monster most definitely. I feel that that story truly freed me in the sense that I could write whatever I wanted. I wasn’t confined to the Demon/Angel theme as I was in Dark Angel. I wasn’t confined by the heterosexuality like in Fathoming Love. And Vampire Vegeta isn’t even mine so you can imagine that writing Monster, all bets were off. I could write as sexually, as intensely and as grotesquely as I wanted.

It was inspired by very horrific, terrifying dreams that I’ve been haunted with for many years. I was finally told that perhaps (since I saw writing as a creative outlet) that writing about it would help me to come to terms with the idea. In fact, it spawned an incredible story that is my masterpiece.

To me, it’s like one great big nightmare, unpredictable and on its own, monstrous.

If there were a live action movie for DBZ who would YOU cast for the roles?

Ugh.. I’ve thought this through about a hundred times. For Goku….I was torn between Brad Pitt,Eric Bana or Antonio Sabato Jr. I can’t be trusted though because I would want him to be beautiful, intelligent and chic like he is in my story. Eric Bana could play his serious moments, Brad Pitt would be his beautiful, thoughtful moments and Antonio Sabato Jr. would be his sexual side. But really, I’m glad I’m not the one to decide who it is.

For Vegeta… Like most girls, I was thinking along the lines of Ryan Phillipe. Come on, he’s just undeniably hot and wicked looking. Also, it could DEFINETLY be Antonio Sabato Jr. as well. If I had my way of course, it’d be Gale Harold, as he plays a very sexual, bad boy character on Queer As Folk and is amazingly attractive. Only problem, he’s too tall.

Another good picture of him can be found Here.

For Bulma… I’d want Angelina Jolie, I have an amazing crush on her.

Frieza… Whoopie Goldburg (haha jk)

Other than that, I really wouldn’t care!

In conclusion...

This is Camaro. This is who I am. This is me, and I wont be anything else.

For the Camaro Fanatic, read my journal.

Love,

Camaro

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