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From : Te Rangi Thomson-McCall <terangi@gmail.com>
Sent : Friday, 11 November 2005 6:33:21 p.m.
To : sergiocornaga@hotmail.com
Subject : Hello sir

I would like to lay a complaint about the video game Liam 3000 (henceforth referred too as "Liam3k") purchased from the Balmoral location of The Warehosue on 20/9/03.

It has come to my attention that Dr. T is refereed to in the manual as an "Evil Genius" (line 12, page 14). I would like to point out that infact he is NOT a genius NOR evil. I belive that this game misrepresents Dr. T, a BUMBLING MADMAN, and the whole medical professional. Contrary to the lies spread by this vile piece of "entertainment", it is not possible to create a clone army of Kyle Boltons. Such genetic experiments are not the domain of Dr. T, who is a world-respected love doctor. he has only tried one such experiment once, in the summer of 68. Dr. T thought that he would open a brave new world of genetic engineering, but
unfortunately his experiments ended in disaster and several pairs of retarded goat monkeys were born instead!

The male and female pairs were Known as Paris & Nicole Hilton and Mario & Leonard Baniechivich respectively and were adopted out to loving, not stupid families! Also, as the final part of my complaint about this game, it appears not to work on my system! As a loyal customer of Bulletfrog software, I would like to say that I really enjoeyed The Crow, and Liam 1k and 2k. I am not angry at you, creator.
Just disappointed

Yours Dissapointedly,, NOT Doctor T, but an ANONYMOUS unhappy customer

Please send the full cash refund to:
22 Acacia Avenue
Pt Chevalier
Auckland
Kazakhstan

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