Previously on Grey
Lines:
Spike and Dawn talked.
She convinced him to stay a while longer. Dawn and Buffy train and they talk
about Spike but are interrupted by a strange noise. Buffy find a street filled
with spaced out demons, amongst them Clem. Clem is snapped out of it but can’t
explain how he got there. After a talk with Clem, Spike decides to look in on
Buffy who senses him but dismisses the thought.
Chapter 3 - Resident Evil
"Bugger!"
Spike cursed as for the one-hundredth time since he’d come back a twig pocked
him in the eye as he moved between the bushes. "I’ve got to find another
way to follow them around." He paused and hissed at himself: "What am
I talking about? I have to just leave, forget about them and…" he trailed
off as he saw Dawn skulking out the back door. "Bloody hell, what’s the
little bit doing out at this hour?"
He watched her as she
passed by him, completely oblivious to his presence.
"And just where do
you think you’re-"
"Ah!" Dawn
shouted as she felt a hand rest on her shoulder.
She reacted impulsively
and Spike never knew what hit him. Suddenly, he was on the floor, his nose
bleeding and he was still wondering which part of her body had done the damage,
her hand or her foot.
"Spike?! What are
you doing?"
"I should be the
one asking that! What’d you do that for?" he protested, bringing his
finger to his running nose.
"I’m sorry. You
shouldn’t jump up on people like that." She said helping him up.
"And you shouldn’t
be outside at this hour." Spike retorted. "Where are you going? Does
your sister know?"
"No, she
doesn’t." she answered raising her chin up high. "What are you going
to do? Tell on me?"
"Dawn!"
"Why can’t I tell
her?" she whined, stomping her foot on the ground.
"We’ve talked about
this. I’m not staying." Spike sighed.
"But-but we’ve got
all these weird demons wandering around and we can’t figure it out. You’ve got
to help us." Dawn quickly argued.
Spike gave her a weak
smile: "You know your sis can handle a couple of demons who’ve had a
little too much wacky backy."
Dawn frowned at the
expression.
"Pot, bit." He
explained.
"Oh!"
"You better go inside
now." Spike suggested.
"I don’t want to. I
want to hang out with you." She protested, pouting.
"Nibblet, stop
whinging." He warned.
She looked at him for a
while and finally gathered the courage to ask:
"Will I see you
again?"
"Of course. I
promised you I’d hang around for a while." He smiled sweetly.
"When?" she
asked gleefully.
"I’ll come over
tomorrow night." He suggested. "Now, go!"
She smiled and made her
way up the stairs of the front porch.
"Hey,
Nibblet!"
She turned around and he
asked: "Where were you off to?"
"I was going to see
you. Thanks for saving me the trip." She winked at him and entered the
house.
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"Giles!" Anya
whined from behind a large volume of Demonic Trance. "Can’t we just
stop for a little while?"
"No." he
answered flatly, his eyes never leaving the book he was holding in his hands as
he paced around the Magic Shop.
"But, I’m tired and
hungry and I hate doing research."
"Anya, we need all
the man power invested in this." Giles argue, giving her a serious look.
"Keyword – Man. I’m
not a man, not even human. That means I’m off research duty." Anya
replied.
"Hey, I’m not going
to do research on my own with G-Man over here." Xander protested.
Anya was about to say
something but Giles cut her off.
"Anya, you’re going
to research whether you like it or not." Giles said, but as he saw the
silly grin on Xander’s face he added: "Xander, first off, don’t ever call
me that. Second, you’re stuck with this too, so no need to grin."
The door bell was heard
as Buffy, Dawn and Willow entered.
"Hey, you
guys!" Buffy greeted with a big smile.
"You’re late."
Was Giles short retort.
"And hello to you
too." The Slayer replied.
"Buffy, I don’t
think you realise how serious this is. We need to focus."
"You’re right, I’m
sorry." Buffy pouted sitting next to Dawn at the round table. "I’m on
total research mode. Feed me!" at her words Xander threw a large book
which landed on the table right in front of her.
"Here! Chew on
that." He said returning to his own book.
"Gee, could you
people be in a worst mood?" Dawn finally spoke.
"Giles just scolded
him and now he’s sulking." Anya explained.
"I am not
sulking." Xander protested.
"Yes, you are.
That’s all you do these days. Just because you stopped the world from ending
doesn’t mean you get to mope around every time someone says something."
Anya’s rant was cut short by Giles as he spoke:
"Will you two just
shut up, for once in your existence." They both nodded and the Watcher
added: "Thank you."
"This is going to
be one of those days." Willow elbowed Dawn, who grinned in response.
"I heard
that!" Giles warned with his eyes glued to his book.
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Hours had passed and
nothing.
"Who wants
donuts?" Xander asked as he walked into the Magic Shop carrying a large
pink box.
"Me!" Dawn
immediately jumped up and reached for a large jelly doughnut.
"You’re eating
again?" Buffy asked looking at her sister stuff her face. Dawn simply
nodded and took another doughnut in her other hand. "You eat like a pig,
you know?" Dawn nodded. "And you’re gonna get fat too." She
warned.
"What are you
talking about? She always eats like a pig and never gains an ounce."
Willow stepped in.
"I know. I hate her
for it." Buffy hissed, skimming through a book.
"What? You didn’t
bring a chocolate doughnut? You know I don’t like jelly." Anya protested.
"You did it on purpose."
"They were all
out." Xander explained. "Contrary to what you may think, a lot of
people like chocolate covered doughnut and they tend to sell out pretty
quickly.
"You…" Anya
was about to answer but suddenly she trailed off.
They all looked up from
their respective book as they saw the demon stand up. Her eyes were glassy and
her gaze distant as she moved towards the door in a zombie like fashion.
"An…" Xander
called after her. He was about to grab her and shake her out of it when he felt
Giles’ strong grip on his arm. He turned to look at the watcher.
"Let her go. Maybe
she’ll lead us to whoever is behind all of this."
"You want us to use
my girlfr- ex-girlfriend as bait." He corrected himself.
"It’s the only way
of finding out what’s happening." Giles argued.
"What? No! I’m not
letting you do that!" He shouted going after her.
"Xander!"
Giles called out, but it was too late. Xander had already reached her, grabbed
her by her arms and shook her out of her trance.
"Xander?" she
asked confused.
Back in the Magic Shop,
they all sat around the table and Anya was the centre of attentions.
"What happen?"
Willow asked.
"I don’t know. I
was talking to Xander in here and then, all of a sudden I was outside and he
was shaking me." The demon explained.
"Xander, you should
have let her go. We would have followed her and she would have been safe."
Giles pointed out.
"I don’t care,
Giles. If she is going to be bait I think she has the right to know."
Xander hissed angrily.
Giles sighed and nodded:
"You’re right, Xander. She has the right to choose."
Xander was ready to
continue arguing when the former watcher’s words sunk in.
"I’m right?"
he stared for a while then regained his composure and affirmed: "Of course
I’m right!"
"Don’t get
cocky." Giles warned.
"No, sir."
Xander replied with a grin.
"So, Anya do you
agree with it?" Giles asked.
"Agree with
what?" she questioned still a little spaced out.
"The next time you
get… drawn to something, we won’t shake you out off it and you’ll lead us to
whoever is causing this." Giles proposed.
Anya thought for a while
and then spoke:
"One condition. I
get off research duty and Xander doesn’t."
"You’ve got it."
Giles agreed.
"But, Giles…"
Xander protested as Anya’s tongue darted out provokingly.
"So how do we know
when she goes under… the effect?" Willow questioned.
"We don’t. One of
us has to be with her every single second. She can’t be left alone at any moment."
Giles explained.
"What?!" Anya
exclaimed. "That wasn’t the deal."
"Sorry, but it’s
for your own safety." Giles explained.
"How do we keep an
eye on her 24/7?" Buffy asked.
"She’ll have to
move in with one of us." Giles offered. "How about you’re place?"
"My place?"
Buffy asked, the discomfort and uneasiness were clear in her tone.
"Yes."
"Well, she can stay
in Willow’s room, if she doesn’t mind. She’s sleeping in a king-sized
bed." Buffy said looking at her best friend who was nervously turning her
face from side to side. "What do you think, Will?"
"But she’s
gay!" Anya spoke.
"So…"
"I can’t sleep with
her in the same bed. She might come onto me and I don’t like women I like
penises." The demon said matter-of-factly.
"Anya!"
everyone said in unison.
"What?!"
"Nothing. Then it’s
settled, you’ll stay at Buffy’s." Giles resolved the issue.
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"ANYA!" Dawn
called out as she entered the bathroom. "Anya!" she shouted once more
when she didn’t get an answer.
"Yes." She
heard the demon from the next room.
"Could you come
here for a second?" Dawn asked as politely as she could, but deep inside
all she wanted was to put her hands around the demon’s neck and squeeze
reeeeally hard.
"What is it
Dawn?" Anya came up, with two towels, one wrapped around her body and the
other over her head.
"What are all these
towels doing on the floor?" Dawn asked as the anger boiled inside of her.
"Well, I couldn’t
find one that fitted me."
"Fitted you? Anya,
it’s a towel." Dawn pointed to the mess on the bathroom floor.
"Well, it has to be
soft and non-scratchy. Scratchy towels are bad for your skin. Makes it grow
older faster." Anya noted with a huge grin.
"Anya! You’re a
vengeance demon now, remember? You can’t get old!" Dawn almost shouted.
"Oh! I’m sorry! I
keep forgetting." Anya looked at the young teenager apologetically,
lightly tapped the top of her head and went back into the bedroom.
"She keeps
forgetting? She keeps forgetting." Dawn groaned between clenched teeth as
she picked up the mess.
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"My loneliness is
killing me; I must confess I still believe. When I'm not with you I lose my
mind. Give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time. Oh, baby-"
"Anya! How many
times are you going to sing that song?" Buffy asked angrily, turning off
the TV. The sound of the demon’s squealing voice made her lose all interest in
anything that was on.
"And badly."
Willow added in a low voice so only Buffy, who was sitting next to her, would
hear it.
"Hey, I heard
that!" Anya protested.
"Sorry!"
Anya gave Willow an
annoyed look and turned her attention toward Buffy.
"I sing when I’m
nervous."
"Why do you
sing-" Buffy shook her head as she realised that question would lead her
down a path she really didn’t want to go on. "Nervous? Why?"
"New house. I’m not
used to it so I get nervous." She explained.
"And why that
song?" the moment the words left Willow’s mouth she regretted saying them.
"Oh! That’s the
song I used to sing to Xander when we played Naughty School Girl Who-"
"We DON’T want to
know!" Buffy immediately stepped in, raising her arm in front of her as
she stood up.
"Oh! Ok!" Anya
smiled and made her way upstairs.
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Spike looked in through
the window, gawking at the Slayer. She looked even more beautiful than last
time. She was sitting on the couch talking to Willow and waving her arms up in
the air emphasizing what she was trying to say. A sweet smile crept up the
edges of his mouth as he noticed the big teddy bear stamped on her t-shit along
with the words "Kiss me Good and Proper!". He couldn’t help
remembering all the passionate kisses they had shared. His mind wandered from
that spell induced kiss, to the first and only gentle kiss they had ever shared
after Gloria had beat him up, to the intense and consuming make out sessions
they would have during their lovemaking. Eventually the memory of their last
meeting assaulted him and he forced his eyes shut as the images flashed in
front of him. Immediately, he got on his feet and began to walk away when he
remembered:
"The Nibblet!"
He had promised her he
would come and see her that night. Slowly, he made his way to the backyard of
the house and looked up at the windows. He smiled when he saw a silhouette of a
female woman brushing her hair. He bent down, picked up a pebble and threw it.
It hit the window dead centre, but he had no answer, so he repeated the gesture
a few times before he saw the curtains move. He was about to make a smart
comment about his lurking in the dark when he heard her speak.
"Is anybody out
there?" Anya’s voice echoed through the garden and Spike immediately
jumped back into the shadows, getting pocked by a twig in the process of falling
between the bushes.
"Bugger!" he
cursed under his breath.
"Hello?" Anya
tried once more, but when she didn’t get an answer she retreated back into the
bedroom.
"Spike!" he
heard Dawn’s voice whispering.
"What the Hell is
she doing here?" Spike asked as he brushed off the leaves from his black
jeans. Dawn was about to explain when the vampire cursed once more. "Oh,
bloody hell!"
"What?" Dawn
asked.
Spike moved his hand in
front of her to reveal he had a weird brownish substance smeared all over in.
"I got shite on my
bloody pants!" he protested.
Dawn chocked back a
laugh.
"Don’t even think
about it!" Spike warned her.
"I’m not saying
anything." She was able to say between chuckles. "Come on, we’ve got
to get you cleaned up."
"But your
sis."
"She went to bed a
minute ago."
"And Red?"
"She turned in too.
Come on, we’ll clean that up in the kitchen." Dawn giggled as she guided
him towards the back door.
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"Willow, you do
know I’m not gay. I like penises." Anya said as she prepared to got to
bed.
"Only about a 1000
times tonight. I think I’ve actually become immune to blushing at the sound of
the word penis just from hearing you say it so many times." Willow sighed
covering herself with the sheet.
"Good. That way
there will be no funny business." Anya said why her patented smile.
"Good night,
Anya…" Willow groaned, turning her back to the demon.
"Good night,
Willow!" Anya replied gleefully as she turned off the light on her
nightstand.
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"What the Hell is
this stuff?" Dawn asked as she rubbed the pants with a wet cloth.
"How should I know?
It’s your bloody backyard." Spike grumbled.
"Oh, come on. Don’t
be such a baby!"
"Don’t be such a
baby? Those were my favourite pants!" he spoke loudly.
"Shhh…." Dawn
reminded him.
"Oh! Those were my
favourite pants." He repeated in a low voice.
"I heard you the
first time." Dawn replied as she knelt down next to him to clean the
stain.
"Well, I’m bloody
tired of losing my favourite clothes around your house. First there was my
duster and now this!" he complained.
"You-" Dawn
shut up when she heard her sister’s voice coming from the hall.
"Dawn? Is that
you?"
"Quickly!
Hide!" Dawn whispered.
Dawn and Spike frenetically
looked around for a place to hide him, but there was no time.