Rated VERY STRONG
NC-17!! Do NOT read if
you are underage. If there were a higher rating than NC-17, this fic would get
it!
Warnings for: This is an extremely hardcore, raunchy fic folks!! Tons of
explicit, graphic sex, multiple partners, slash, group sex, kink, anal, sex
toys and objects used, bondage, deals with the seedy porn industry, angst, drug
use, just about everything but the kitchen sink in this one! Wait...I think
there is a kitchen sink scene in here somewhere...
Pairings (or triplings) include: M/F, M/M/F, M/M, F/F/M, M/M/M among other
combos
A LARGE MALE GENITALIA ADVISORY is in effect for all viewing areas. *wink*
Summary: Buffy goes to Hollywood to become an actress, against her family's
wishes. William is a momma's boy who goes to Hollywood to make porn films for
easy money. They meet (eventually!) through a quirk of fate.
Buffy and Spike don't meet each other for many chapters. There's lots of
couplings, but the story is ultimately Spuffy.
Joss and ME own everything. I own nothing. A nod also has to go to the movie
'Boogie Nights' for the initial inspiration for this fic.
"Cheek to Cheek" lyrics by Irving Berlin. "Black Betty" is
by Ram Jam
Additional credits at the end of the story.
Thanks to Sweetie for beta-ing this fic for me!
Chapter 5: We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Just about everyone from
the studio showed up at Xander and Spike's swingin', bachelor pad on Saturday. Some
of the guests carried video cameras around with them. Lilah always insisted on
party footage being shot--things always got hot eventually, and she liked to
catch the natural fucking on tape. Horizons had released a few movies comprised
of party tapes; they were very popular with porn lovers.
The hosts didn't know that. They figured that some people might start getting
busy though. It didn't take long before Darla and Angel were fucking poolside. They
were cheered on by some of the guests, a few of the video cameras were pointed
at them to capture the action. Darla grinned and mugged for the cameras as
Angel pounded her pussy, doggie-style.
Spike and Xander had met many of the other employees, including Lorne
Valentine. Lorne was pleasant, wise-cracking, openly bisexual (but preferring
men). He liked calling people by nicknames, so far he called Xander, Ash
(because of Lorne's perception that he resembled Bruce Campbell), and he called
Spike, Cupcake (Spike wasn't terribly comfortable with that, but Lorne seemed
like a nice bloke). Though, his fashion sense left something to be desired. He
was wearing a bright, lime green, silk suit with a plum-colored purple shirt. Lorne
was currently sucking down a sea breeze and joining with the others, watching
and cheering on Darla and Angel.
"This is so fucking weird..." Xander whispered to Spike as they
watched. "This is our life now."
"Yeah...it's weird, alright," Spike agreed, watching the humping.
Later, most of the party-goers moved inside the house due to storm clouds. Xander
and Spike sat on the sofa chatting with some other people.
Harmony plopped in the seat next to Spike. "Hi, Spikey!"
"Uh--Hi, there." He smiled politely and ate a pretzel.
"Can I see your dick now?" Harmony asked, causing him to choke on the
pretzel.
Xander slapped his back. "You have to watch out for those pretzels,
they're silent killers. They almost took down a president. You okay, man?"
Spike held up a hand to show that he was alright.
"Well, can I?" Harmony persisted. "I wasn't on the set for the
locker room scene, but I heard you were really big."
Some of the others surrounding them, voiced their agreement; they wanted him to
whip it out, too. Spike looked at Xander. Xander shrugged.
"I--suppose so..." Spike said, slowly undoing his pants.
Harmony's tongue swept over her lips, and she smiled. Her eyes, and many the
other people's, were fixed on his crotch. Spike released his cock from his
pants. He was limp from nervousness.
"Whoa!" Harmony grinned wider. "YOU ARE FRICKIN' HUGE!"
Her loud voice attracted the attention of people who hadn't been paying
attention. They wandered over, until most of the party was in a semi-circle
around the couch. Cameras were raised.
Lorne, who was on his fifth Sea Breeze, almost choked on his drink. "Well,
hello, Sunshine! DO let the sun go down on me!" he sputtered.
Spike gulped at all of the attention being focused on him, or to be exact, on
his cock. He wasn't sure what to do or say.
"You aren't even hard yet! Wow!" Harmony raved.
Kendra, a lovely, Jamaican girl pushed her way through the crowd. "I want
to blow you."
She got on her knees in front of him and reached for his cock.
"Hey!" Harmony slapped Kendra's hands away. "I asked
first!"
"So what? First come, first served. Wait--I didn't hear you say that you
wanted to blow him. You only asked to see it." Kendra glared at the ditzy
blonde.
"That was just the first step! You don't ask to see a guy's dick and just
look. Spikey understood that I wanted to give him a bj! Back off!" Harmony
said, glaring right back.
Spike looked from one to the other--this was totally bizarre; they were
actually fighting over who got to give him a hummer. Lilah stepped forward to
stop the argument.
"Now girls, there's more than enough of Spike to go around. Why
don't you share?" Lilah smirked.
"I guess..." Harmony pouted.
Kendra shrugged. "That'd be okay..."
"Remember, there's no 'I' in team. Why don't the rest of you on the couch
give them some room?" Lilah said to Xander and the others.
Xander gave Spike a friendly, supportive pat on the shoulder and moved off the
couch. He stood to the side, intending to watch too.
Harmony removed Spike's shirt, while Kendra did his boots and pants. He let
them undress him like a Ken doll, too shocked and nervous to put up any kind of
resistance. This had to be a dream--this couldn't really be happening. He was
about to have sex with two beautiful girls that he didn't really know, and in
front of a room of 30 or 40 people; some with cameras filming the wacky ménage
for posterity.
After Spike was naked, the girls shed their clothes too. Kendra leaned forward,
spreading his knees apart with her long finger-nailed hands. She massaged the
insides of his thighs and licked a line up his cock. Meanwhile, Harmony kissed
his mouth and ran her hands over his upper body.
"Mmmm, Spikey! You have so many pretty muscles!" she exclaimed into
his mouth.
Spike eyes rolled back when Kendra took his cock in both hands and suckled at
the tip. Harmony broke the kiss and licked her chops, watching Kendra suck on
him. She bent over and licked down the sides of his cock, her hand cupped then
rolled his balls. Kendra took her mouth off to let Harm take a turn at the
head. Harmony took it in her mouth, using her tongue to it's best advantage.
Faith was getting hungrier and hornier. She was the top female star around
here, she should get first dibs. If she hadn't been getting another drink at
the time, that would be her sucking cock. 'Fuck this, time to throw my
weight around.'
Faith sat next to Spike on the couch, "What's happenin', hot stuff?" She
smiled.
"Huh?" he asked, with slightly glazed eyes.
"How are you at going down on a chick?" Faith asked, unbuckling her
belt. "Wanna eat my cunt while they blow you?"
"Uh..." Spike couldn't think coherently with Harm and Kendra
slobbering, stroking and sucking on him.
Faith kicked off her boots and slipped out of her leather pants. She pulled her
black tank top over her head. Her large, natural breasts bounced, and Spike's
eyes bounced with them. She stood on the couch, pushing lightly on Spike's
forehead to make him tilt his head back against the couch. He did, looking at
her and breathing harder. Faith grinned and put one knee up on the back of the
couch near his head.
"Gimme some tongue, baby," Faith said, moving her pussy over his
face.
Spike wormed his tongue up into her slit. He brought his hands up to caress her
leg and ass.
Anya and Glory stood next to Xander, and started rubbing up against him. He
tore his eyes away from the couch to look at them.
"How 'bout it, Xander?" Anya asked, running her hand over his chest.
"Yeah, why should they monopolize the sex?" Glory added, licking at
Xander's neck.
"S-Sure!" Xander grinned. 'Hot damn!'
Anya led Xander over near the couch. Glory and Anya stripped off their clothes,
to the cheers of the horny crowd. Xander's clothes were taken off quickly by
the women. In no time, they were on the shag carpet--shagging; Anya sucked on
his cock while Glory enjoyed some pussy eating whilst sitting atop his face.
The sounds in the room consisted of heavy breathing, moanin' and groanin', and
whistles and cheers from the onlookers.
Harmony and Kendra worked on Spike's staff until it was standing straight and
tall, like a mighty oak. Kendra worked her mouth up and down over it, moaning
and "mmmmm"ing. Harmony licked and kissed the sides.
Faith humped against his face, hanging her head back and gasping for air. Spike
held her leg and ass as he ate her out and played with her labia piercing with
his teeth. He'd done his homework. All his free time that wasn't spent having
sex with Lilah or watching porn films, was spent doing intensive research on
the internet and good, old-fashioned books about how to please a woman orally
and otherwise. Spike had picked up quite a few good techniques and tricks on
how to drive women wild, all of which he planned to put to good use. Luckily,
he also happened to have masterful control over his tongue; he could move it
and bend it in ways that would really come in handy.
"Ohhhh--Oh yeah--Fuck yeah, Blondie! Uuuhhaa! I've got to fuck you
now!" Faith panted.
Harmony lifted her head from his dick. "No way--Me or Kendra get to do
that first!"
"Shut up, Harm," Faith moaned, dismounting from Spike's face. "I
get to fuck him first, I called it."
"Girls..." Lilah said warningly.
"Hmmph! No fair!" Harmony sat back and crossed her arms over her
chest.
Faith smiled and dropped down on Spike's lap, narrowly avoiding sitting on
Kendra.
"Watch it!" the chocolate-skinned girl yelled. "You almost sat
on my head!"
Faith laughed, "Take it easy, Ken. Wouldn't be the first time."
Spike slouched down on the couch more, his hands went to Faith's ass, gripping
her cheeks. His mouth latched on to one of her pierced nipples.
"Mmmm--Yeah!" Faith eagerly took his cock and put it between her
pussy lips. She moved down on him, gyrating and shifting her pelvis to gobble
him up.
"Ahhhh--Uhhh!" Spike breathed as the horny brunette forced more and
more of his throbbing cock inside of her.
"Holy--Fuck!--Ohhh--Fuck! It's so fucking big! Oh yeah!" Faith
grunted swiveling her hips and moving downwards.
She started humping him hard. Kendra and Harmony sat on the floor, massaging
Spike's thighs. Kendra took his balls in hand, lifting them so she and Harm
could suck on them.
Anya and Glory switched places, Anya poised herself over Xander's face, and
Glory moved down his body to suck his cock. The party goers were having a hard
time deciding where to look. They ended up looking back and forth like they
were at an erotic tennis match. Glory straddled Xander's waist and impaled
herself on his granite-like 7 inches. Xander "mmmphed!" into Anya's
snatch and tongued her more voraciously while Glory bounced on him.
"OH SHIT--OH FUCK--OH YESSSS!" Faith gasped and came, screwing
herself down hard and fast on Spike.
Spike groaned and held onto her ass, fucking her back with all his might.
"Don't cum, Spikey!" Harmony said. "I want to fuck you
too!"
Faith didn't want it to end, but in the spirit of fairness, she lifted off of
him and fell to the side. "Shit, Blondie! I love your cock! What a fuckin'
ride!"
"I'm rather fond of it myself," Spike grinned and gulped in air.
Harmony 'squeeed!' and leapt onto his lap, quickly stuffing his raging cock up
her pussy.
"OHHH!" Harmony moaned, "Ohhhh--Oh Wow!" She ground down
onto him.
Spike welcomed her tongue into his mouth as her pussy welcomed his cock. Kendra
fingered herself while licking Spike's balls. Faith sat back, playing with her
nipples and clit, she loved watching fucking too; not as much as doing it, but
it was still loads of fun.
"Yeah, go for it, Harm! Fuck that giant cock! Fuck it hard!" Faith
laughed.
"Ahhh--Spikey!--Ohhh-Ohhh!" Harm gasped. She grabbed two handfuls of
his hair and rode him like there was no tomorrow.
"Owww--Uhhhh!" Spike alternated between pleasure and pain; her grip
in his hair hurt, but her pussy felt great stretched around him. "The
hair, luv!"
But Harmony couldn't hear him, she couldn't concentrate on or think of anything
except the great, big dick pulsing inside of her. 'Oh God! I think I'm in
LOVE!' she thought, gasping with the most intense pleasure she'd ever felt.
Glory bounced her way to climax on Xander's pole. She cried out and screwed
down onto his pelvis. Anya was getting close herself. She got off Xander's face
and took his cock in her hands as soon as Glory dismounted. Anya lavished it
with licks and sucks, tasting Glory's juices.
"Ahhhh--Oh Ahn! That feels good!" Xander exclaimed.
Anya smiled and perched herself over his dick. "This feels good too."
She put his cockhead inside of her and quickly took him all the way inside. She
played with his nipples and fucked him. Willow, who'd been watching with Tara
wanted some too. She disrobed and kneeled down on the floor. She sucked on
Anya's tits and rubbed her clit. Tara smiled. She enjoyed seeing Willow having
sex with other people; which was fortunate considering their line of work.
Willow moved her lower body to straddle Xander's face. He eagerly took her narrow
hips in his hands and ate her pussy. Glory took over sucking Anya's tits.
"SPIKEY!! OOOOOH! Ooooooh! AHHH--AHHH!" Harmony screamed, cumming
hard.
"Ow!--Ahhh-Unnhhh!" Spike grunted, thrusting up into her.
"My turn!" Kendra slapped Harmony's ass.
"Huh?" the even more brain dead than usual blonde mumbled.
"You got off, now get off," Kendra said, eliciting laughter from the
audience.
"Oh--Okay..." Harm released her death grip on Spike's hair,
tongue-kissed him and dismounted.
Spike was ready to pop; two beautiful girls cumming on him...and now a third
eagerly climbing aboard. Kendra smiled and sank down on him.
"Ohhh, you're so hard!" she breathed. "God--and so big! Never--felt--Oh
God!" She gyrated her hips, taking more and more.
Spike closed his eyes, panting for breath. He hung onto her ass as she took him
in. He'd never been with a black girl before--Hell, he'd only been with one
girl his whole life before he got to Hollywood. Kendra was beautiful and
exotic; the kind of girl he never thought would look twice at him before, much
less be waiting in a line to fuck him. Faith urged them on, still fingering
herself. Harmony looked kind of dazed, staring at them silently.
Some of the other guests were rubbing themselves and each other. Angel had
Glory bent over the piano, fucking her while watching the other action. Riley
was on his knees, giving Robin a bj while Jenny sucked on his cock. Cameras
were everywhere, recording the various couplings.
Anya shuddered and moaned atop Xander, climaxing. Willow took Xander's cock out
of Anya and slurped on it; she slipped it into her mouth and bobbed her head. Glory
licked his balls. Xander exclaimed something into Willow's muff as he exploded.
Willow swallowed a few spurts and slid her mouth off, pumping him with her
hand. Glory grinned and lapped at the cockhead, his jizm splashing onto her
tongue.
"Ohhhhh! Uhhhh! Mmmmm! Ohhh!" Willow moaned, cumming, too. Xander had
locked onto her clit and was sucking for all he was worth; she bucked onto his
face.
Kendra rode Spike hard, grasping his shoulders and bucking her hips while he
sucked on her small, but perfect tits.
"OHHH--I'M CUMMIN'--Jesus! Oohhhaaa!" Kendra's eyes rolled back, and
her body shook.
Spike gripped her harder, fucking wildly. He wanted to cum before another girl
decided that she wanted a ride and he had to stop again.
"Yeah, here we go!" Faith crawled back over on her knees. "He's
gonna shoot any second. I want some of that sweet cum, so get off when he
starts," she nudged a glassy-eyed Kendra.
Spike yelled and threw his head back, his orgasm was mind-numbing. Kendra
gasped and moaned when she felt him starting to squirt.
"Let's go," Faith said, pushing Kendra until she struggled off of
Spike's lap. Faith took his pulsing cock in her hands and swooped down to
engulf the head.
Spike petted Faith's hair absently, his hips jerking again and again. Glory
made her way over to them, still hungry for some man juice. It seemed like
Spike had a good supply of it. Faith took her mouth away, as cum dripped from
her lips. She grinned at Glory and nodded. Glory nodded back in thanks and
sucked on the fat head of his cock as it continued to go off. Faith licked up
the cum from her lips, jacking him and massaging his ball sac.
Soon, Glory's mouth was overflowing. She backed off to swallow what she had in
her mouth and take a few breaths. Faith happily replaced her mouth over Spike's
cock, twisting her hand up and down the thick shaft and drinking down the last
of his offerings.
When the copulaters in the room started quieting down, the others applauded
raucously; hollering and whistling at the great, free porn show they'd been
given. There wasn't a dry pair of panties in the house. The men all had stiff
dicks pressing against their zippers.
Faith, Harmony and Glory showed some teamwork and cleaned Spike's cock with
their tongues. Faith stood up and wiped her face off, then licked her hand. "Fuck!
This boy has some delicious spew! I could eat that stuff all day!"
The crowd laughed.
"I think I'm dead..." Spike mumbled, laying motionless on the couch.
It was 6:15 AM, and the party had just broken up a half hour before. There was
much more sex, booze and a drug or two consumed after the first orgy.
Xander was in a similar state, sitting slumped in the recliner. "Yeah, me
too."
"In one evening, the notches on my bedpost went up by..." Spike
frowned and counted silently on his fingers. "God--I don't even know how
many women I had sex with."
"I had Glory, Anya, Faith, Willow, Darla, Tara...I think there were some
more in there...Does just oral sex count as sex?" Xander asked.
"They were insatiable!" Spike was, half-excited, half-exhausted. "They
fucked the shit out of us!"
"Yeah," Xander grinned and closed his eyes, "they sure
did."
"Is that the way it's going to be from now on? 'Cause I think I'd better
start taking mega-vitamins or something..." Spike moaned. "My body
actually hurts from all the sex. Harmony is really rough on the family
jewels."
Xander laughed. "Yeah, I saw the way she was riding you! Wow, can she
scream! Good pair of lungs on that girl. I think she's in looooove!"
"Oh, don't say that, please," Spike groaned and rubbed his forehead. "She
seems like an all right girl, but she's so bloody dumb!"
"How about that Faith? Damn! She's a real nympho. She was going back and
forth from you to me all night!"
"Did everyone leave? There's no one doing it in our beds, I hope." Spike
lifted his head. "Better check."
"I'll come with," Xander said, groaning when he stood up. "Shit--buy
those vitamins in bulk."
They chuckled and helped each other to start walking towards the bedrooms. There
was some moaning coming from Spike's room.
"Dammit...it'd be impolite to stop them..." Spike said.
"Hey, it's your room, man. It was impolite for whoever that is to have
used your bed without asking. Let's break it up."
They opened the door. Riley and Robin were in bed, 69'ing and sucking each
other's cocks. Xander and Spike stared--they'd expected to see a guy and a
girl.
Riley noticed them and smiled, taking his mouth off Robin's big, black dick. "Hey,
guys." He looked at them while flicking his tongue over the head.
"Um--I'd like to go to bed. You two are in my bed...a
little...bit..." Spike said, blushing and clearing his throat.
"You're welcomed to join...I wouldn't dream of keeping you out of your own
bed..." Riley put his mouth back over the cock.
"Why--don't you bunk with me, buddy," Xander said, backing out and
taking Spike with him.
"Yeah, good idea..." Spike gulped at the lusty look Riley was giving
him.
Riley and Robin chuckled when the door closed.
"Damn! I thought I had him for a minute!" Riley said.
"You'll get him eventually, Ri. Now, get back to sucking my dick,"
Robin slid his mouth back on Riley's shaft.
"Welcome to 'Talk to the Stars Live', I'm Anya-- "
"And I'm Harmony!" the perky blonde beamed and waved her arms all
kooky-like. "Hi!"
Anya looked at Harm out of the corner of her eye, then back to the camera.
"Today, we have the pleasure of talking to two newcomers, Xander Biggs and
Spike Crane. Welcome to the show, guys!"
"Thanks, Anya. It's great to be here." Xander grinned.
"Hello, ladies," Spike said, using the deeper voice and cadence he'd
been practicing.
"You two just made your first film, 'Head Cheerleaders'. What was the
experience like for you?" Anya asked.
Xander responded first, "It was great! I was pretty nervous about it
beforehand, but I got into it pretty quick."
Spike nodded. "I was a bit nervous myself. I wanted to do a good job on my
first film. But, like Xander said, it wasn't hard to fall into it. We had the
honor of doing our first scene with Faith, and she makes it easy
to...relax." Spike's smile curled up at the corners of his mouth.
"We have a few short clips of your performances. Let's take a look."
Anya turned to the large monitor.
The monitor showed Xander getting sucked off by Faith, then the scene cut to
Spike's turn at her mouth.
"We were just two of the many dudes in the scene. But I snuck a line
in." Xander smiled impishly. "The director liked it so it stayed
in."
Anya blinked when the clips ended. "I've been in the business for a few
years, and I can tell that you guys are going to really take off in popularity
fast. You're both in such good shape. Do you have a special regimen?"
"Is that a kind of vitamin?" Harmony asked, crinkling her brow and
showing her ignorance.
"Um--Well, we both have stepped up our workout routines," Spike
ignored Harmony's question. "Want to look good for the camera 'n all."
"Yes, for me, 'stepped up' means that I now have a workout
routine," Xander joked. "I do a little cardio, sit-ups, some weight
training..."
"Me too," Spike said, "Along with some kickboxing. I don't want
to bulk up so much though. I prefer a lean and hungry look." He curled his
tongue behind his teeth, looking at Anya.
Anya blushed a little and forgot her next question. 'Goddamn--he's hot!'
Harmony saw an opportunity to speak again, and took it. "Your penis is
real, right, Spikey?" she asked.
"Of--Of course it is." Spike frowned. "You think it's mechanical
or something?"
Xander laughed. "Spike, The Bionic Man! Hey, there should be an adult film
based on that! Think of the bionic sex!"
"Um--" Anya took control of the interview back, "Have you two
got your next projects lined up?"
"Yes, we do have a film starting up in a few days," Spike said,
"It's called 'Roman Orgy 2'."
"That promises to be a good one. I have a part in it, too. I can't wait to
work with you." Anya grinned. "You have a featured role in that one,
don't you, Spike?"
"Yes, I play a Roman general returning victorious from the field of
battle. The orgy's thrown in my honor." He smirked. "Naturally, I'm
very excited about the part."
"My character doesn't have a name, but that's cool with me. I'm content
just to be working on such a fun movie," Xander said amiably. "This
guy, this wild man, is the pony to place your bets on." He shoved Spike
playfully.
"Did you like, take any pills or use pumps to make your dick so big?"
Harmony asked. "What?" she said defensively at Anya's disapproving
look. "People will want to know that kind of stuff!"
Spike sighed, "No, I didn't do anything to enhance my growth. I'm just the
way God made me."
"God did a great job!" Harmony said cheerfully. "Does it run in
your family? Being big, I mean?"
Spike fidgeted. "I--don't--"
Anya cleared her throat. "Let's take a few calls from viewers. The
number's at the bottom of the screen, 555-PORNTALK, if you have a question for
our two newest actors, give us a call." After a few moments, "Oh, we
have a caller! This is Rick from Brainard, Minnesota. Go ahead, Rick."
"Hi...love the show Anya and Harmony," a nervous sounding man said.
"Thanks, Rick! What's your question?"
"Yeah. Spike, have you done other movies before?" he asked.
"Hi, Rick. No, I've only just started in the business."
"Are you going to do gay or bi movies too?" Rick asked, his voice
almost a whisper, but filled with hope.
"No. I'm strictly hetero. Gay and bi just aren't my thing," Spike
replied.
"Thanks for you questions, Rick," Anya moved on, "We have Lori
from San Diego on the line. Hi Lori, it's great to hear from a woman who enjoys
porn. What's your question?"
"Hi! It's true, I'm a woman who loves porn!" Lori giggled. "I
just had to call after seeing those clips. Xander and Spike, you two are so
hot! I'm really excited about seeing more of you on film!"
"Thanks, pet," Spike said silkily. "You won't have long to
wait."
"Yeah, thanks, Lori!" Xander smiled.
"My question is, which actresses would you like to do a scene with the
most?"
"That's a tough question," Spike scratched his chin in thought,
"All the women working here are so beautiful and talented, I couldn't
possibly choose."
"You trying to get us in trouble, Lori?" Xander joked. "Things
could get ugly if we answer that."
"No, I don't want to get you in trouble with anyone," Lori laughed.
"I'm just curious."
"Spike's right. The women here are all so good. I'd be happy to act with
any of them." Xander nodded at Anya and Harmony. "These two lovely
ladies leap to mind."
Lori gushed, "Well, I'll definitely be watching your big debuts! It's so
nice to see such handsome, built guys in X-rated movies. And I've got a thing
for well-endowed men, so I'm on cloud nine right now!"
"Thanks again, luv. I hope you enjoy our flicks in the future."
"Oh, I'm sure I will!" Lori said.
Anya went to the next caller. "Good hearing from you Lori. Our next caller
is Devon from Sunnydale, California."
Xander and Spike's eyes widened. It was their friend Devon all right.
"Dudes! I can't fucking believe it! You did it!" Laughter.
"Congrats, I knew you guys would make it!"
Anya smiled at the surprised actors. "A friend of yours?"
"Yeah, hey...Devon," Xander said. "How's it going, man?"
"Aw, I couldn't believe it, I turned on the tv and there you were! Wi--Spike--what
did you do to yourself, man?! I didn't even recognize you! If you weren't
sitting next to Xan, I wouldn't have known it was you!"
"Uh--" Spike got nervous. He didn't want too much of his former
identity known. "So, you going to watch our movies then, mate?"
"You fucking know it! The guys can't wait to see that cheerleader
one."
"We'll be showing 'Head Cheerleaders' tomorrow night at 9 PM EST,"
Anya provided.
"Fuck, really? That's great!" Devon exclaimed. "I'll be
watching! When are you guys gonna introduce us to hotties like Anya and
Harmony?"
"Easy, Dev," Xander fidgeted a little himself. "We're just
breaking into the business. We don't want the hotties to get scared off by our
loser friends."
Devon laughed again, "Fuck you, dickhead!"
"I hate to break up the reunion," Anya smiled, "but that's all
the time we have for this segment. Thanks Rick, Lori and Devon for your
calls."
"I never get to say stuff." Harmony pouted.
Anya went on, "I think you two are very talented and sweet, as well as
being hot. I know you'll both enjoy long, profitable careers."
"Thanks," Spike and Xander answered with grateful smiles.
"Will you come back and chat with us another time?"
"Of course," Spike purred, "anything for you, pet."
"Oh..." Anya shivered involuntarily and giggled. "That's
g-good."
"You say the word, and we'll come a' runnin'!" Xander said.
Anya grinned at the handsome, young actors then turned to the camera. "We're
going to take a short break to show you what's coming up this month on 'The New
Horizons Channel', we'll be right back."
They got the signal that they were off the air.
"I can't believe Devon fucking called!" Spike said, letting his
nervousness and agitation show at last. He raked his fingers through his hair. "Couldn't
he bloody wait to talk to us privately?"
"Is everything okay?" Anya asked.
"I don't want people to know who I really am. If my mum found out what I'm
doing...it'd bloody well kill her."
"Oh--I'm sorry." She patted him on the arm. "I think it's
alright though. He didn't say too much."
"Now people know where I'm from. He almost used my real name!"
"Take it easy, man," Xander said. "I'm sure it won't get back to
your mom."
Anya stood up. "I'll go have them edit that call from repeats."
"Oh, thank you, Anya. I'd really appreciate that, luv." Spike smiled
and reached out to squeeze her hand.
"No problem, Spike. We look out for each other around here." She left
to take care of it.