[This version is a song]

Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
He fell into the we-ell, fell into the we-ell,
Fell into the deep dark well.
Susie Small
Milking in the barn
Saw him fall
And ran inside to tell her mom that
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
He fell into the we-ell, fell into the we-ell,
Fell into the deep dark well.
Susie's mom
Making cracklin' bread
Ran outside
To tell old Joe that Susie said that
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
He fell into the we-ell, fell into the we-ell,
fell into the deep dark well.
Joe got up
And laid his plow aside
Grabbed for his cane
And hobbled into town to say that
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
He fell into the we-ell, fell into the we-ell,
Fell into the deep dark well.
Everyone
Hurried to the well
Oh, what a shame
It took so long to say his name that
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
Who?
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
Who?
Eddie Cootcha Catcha Camma Toastinary Toastinoca
Samma Camma Whacky Brown
Drowned.