For Crazydiamondsue:  Rodeo!Verse  Inspiration

Angel gets ready to mount his horse.  He really wants to win this event!

It's the pole vault, from the back of a moving horse.

Angel rides really, really hard to get the event over with, so he can get back to his Xanderkins.

Xander is taking advantage of the steam room, working out all his little acheys, so he will be relaxed and ready to give Angel a great big congratulatory kiss!

Angel is disappointed that Xander wasn't there to see him ride.  Oh, well . . . he'll show him all of his ridin' moves later at home.

Angel goes home to take a shower.  Is that my Xanderkins at the door?

I've missed you terribly you hunka hunka burning love!  Wanna see how I rode?

They retire to the bedroom . . .

Oh no!  Who's been sleeping in MY bed?

I swear, I didn't know he was there!  I have no idea how he got here!

Yeah, right!  I trusted you Angel! I gave you my heart, my soul, my body . . . and you cheated on me!  With an Oakie!  You said you would be MY naked!gay!cowboy™ only!  I'm leaving you!

No!  Xander, you can't leave me!  I'm nothing without you.

You were somethin' last night! 

Shut up, Lindsey!

Now look what you did!  Xander is the only naked!gay!cowboy™ I will ever love!  It's over, Lindsey . . . why can't you understand that?  I'm taking you home, and I don't want you coming back.

Do you want me coming in front?

Shut up, Lindsey!

I guess this is goodbye, then.  If you come to your senses, you'll know where to find me.

Forget it, Lindsey.

You're so cute when you're mad!

Shut up, Lindsey.

I'm sorry, my darling!  You know I love only you!  See?  I brought you flowers.

Please say you forgive me . . . that it isn't really over!

There could be tongues.  See my tongue?  Remember how much you like my tongue?

YES! Definitely tongues!  Let's get out of here and put these tongues to good use.

Oh, okay.  I just can't resist the lure of the tongue.

That makes me very happy.  See, I am smiling with happiness!  Come with me and have hot! naked! gay! cowboy! sex!

Angel took Xander's hand, and they ran off to have hot! naked! gay! cowboy! sex! in their Ken™ dreamhouse, which is yellow, because Barbie™ cornered the market on pink.

The End