Vampire News Network
March 16, 2003
This reporter got some special information for all you Capadocious fans out there. Turns out that Pan and Blood Spawn had a bit of a fight. The result: Blood Spawn got demoted and Capadocious got two new personal bodyguards. The new guards happen to both be girls and they switched sides because of the lure of evil and a silver tongue. Those two lucky (?) ladies are none other than Pan and Black Wolf. What is it all coming to?
Raven Black City has a new member that doesn’t seem to know her way around yet. This vamp has claimed Darkkweaver as her own. However, this is causing an uproar from the Capadocious Clan’s women. They all seem to believe that Pan and Darkk are the item of the night. But could this new lady in Darkk’s unlife be a secret affair? Could she just be a poor lost soul attracted by his charms? I don’t know for sure, but time will tell on this one.
Ongoing Feud Between The Cap Clan and Dirktou….
This report is an interview between this report and Dirktou,
apparently the new #1 pain in the Caps Arse….
This interview was given to Dirktou at his request and was done at
an undisclosed location where he is presently healing up a bit.
R: So, why have you called
this interview?
D: First of all, I do this
interview with my real name, as Cap knows who I am. Secondly, since Cap, and his clan now know me, I might as well
take my 15 minutes of fame and do something positive with it
R: OK, (rolls eyes), what do
you want to talk about?
D: Well, I must give kudos,
first, to MistressAsh for coming after me the way she did. Last night, while in my coffin, she hit me
with 30 scrolls of turning and a holy water.
That brings her count on me to 38 scrolls of turning and 4 holy waters.
R: Well, you had to expect
this after killing their queen.
D: yes, I did, and maybe, in my naivety, I didn’t expect such a reprisal,
but I did expect something.
R: I heard that you escaped
a large-scale attack on you last night.
Doesn’t look that way to me.
Care to explain?
D: Sure, when I woke up, to
see what was going on in the city, there were at least 10 Caps in my vicinity. I believe that is the large-scale attack
that you know of. Cap himself was even
there, along with Pan, Black Wolf, and Heimdag. When I saw this, I of course, turned tail and ran!!!! What right-minded vampire wouldn’t, right?
R: You are right there. But, what happened after you saw this posse
after you?
D: Well, I debated on
whether or not to stay there, take the heat, then get lost in shadows, but
decided against it.
R: What did you do?
D: I went to the bank. Withdrew what was there. Robbed or attempted to rob the Caps around
me. Then, went to the scroll shop that
was near and bought all I could.
R: And then?
D: I took a train to where I
am now. I thought that I might have
bought some time for myself, but the Cap arm reaches far and deep!! MistressAsh, who I now believe has been
appointed to take me out, found me, and did a lot of damage, as you can see.
R: Yes, I see that. You look horrible!!!!
D: I feel horrible, but I am still alive, which is the upside I
guess.
R: So now what? What will Dirktou do?
D: Well, after discussing my
situation with some of my shadowed pals, we have come up with a plan.
R: What is that?
D: Muhahahaha, I’m not going
to tell you that!! I may be a crazy
vampire for taking on the Cap clan with few numbers, but I’m not stupid!! What a dumb question to ask me!!!!
R: It was one that had to
asked. I really didn’t expect you to
answer it.
This concludes the interview with Dirktou.
Trouble in Paradise
By Michelle Peare
It seems that weddings aren't blissful for everyone. The upcoming
wedding between Viscount Andronicus and the Lady Creperum, daughter of Count
Beljeferon de Centari has caused at least one expulsion from House Andronicus.
The reason for the expulsion of an unnamed vampiress remains unknown,
although suspicions range from a poorly timed laugh to an illicit affair
between the unnamed vampiress and the groom to be. The expulsion of the
unnamed vampiress was followed by an attack on her with holy water and scrolls
of turning, led by none other than Count Beljeferon de Centari himself.
It seems Capadocious is not the only vampire in the city who wants to be
an all-powerful dictator.
Clan Savage Launches Limited War
by Michelle Peare
Clan Savage has launched limited attacks against select members of Clan
Capadocious. The victims of these attacks included the senior leadership
of Clan Capadocious, such as Lord Heimdag af Gyllenstier. Usually reliable
sources in Clan Savage stated that the attacks were restricted due both to the
limited resources available to Clan Savage and the fear of massive retaliation
by the Capadocians. No comments were available from Clan Capadocious at
the time of this story.
Got questions you need answered?
Come and visit the ghost of Mooncalf!
Located at Gypsum and 78th, all are welcome!
Notte Scura: Why not go were
fashion sits? Check
it all out here!
Don’t like the Capadocious Clan? Want to show them they aren’t
really in charge? Join the fight, be an
assassin today! Interested?
Thieves Guild 1 – Pine and 50th (this one might have
moved by now)
Thieves Guild 2 – Anguish and 11th
Thieves Guild 3 – Adler and 74th
Immolators Guild 3 – Teasel and 77th
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