Where has Donald Duck left his pants?
Why are packages carried by cars called shipments and those carried by
ship refered too as cargo?
Why are oranges called that? Coincidence, or what?
Why do people refer to those with red hair as carrot tops? The tops of
carrots are GREEN, not orange, like "red hair" is supposed to be. Carrots aren't
even the same color as "red hair", so if you're gonna call a red head anything
to do with carrots, why don't you call them carrot bottoms??
Why are apartments called apartments when their attatched?
What is riboflavin, really?
When you open a brand new bag of cotten balls, is the one at the top meant
to be thrown away?
What do all those South American countries do with all that flax and jute?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is scotch tape made in Minnesota?
When sign-makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs???
Why are all magazine subscriptions sent to Boulder, Colorado?
Why do televisions companies report power outages?
What becomes of all the roaches you flush down the toilet?
Why does all the canned beef come from Argentina?
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent??
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When it rains, how come sheep don't shrink?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is there to hear it, will it make any
sound?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?? Are they afraid someone might clean
them up????
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Is there another word for synonym?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they
still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation???
If a mute swears, does his mother threaten to wash his hands?
Why do we sing "take me out the the ballgame" if we're already there?
When 2 planes collide why do they call it a near-miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?
Why do tug boats push their barges?
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