Frieza's Talk Show
Narrator: Welcome All to "Late Night With Frieza". Now your host FRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEZA!!!!!
Crowd Claps
Frieza: SHUT UP!!!!!! Ok now that you all have shut up I can introduce my slave....er costar Perfect Cell!
Frieza :(thinking) Why is the light so bright?
Cell comes out and waves to the crowd.
Crowd is silent
Cell: Well, Fudge you too!!! You know if I wasn't helping out with this show I would send you all to the next dimension!
Frieza: Shut UP!!! You FUNimation idiot you can say die, kill, and all that good stuff. I swear I would kill you on the spot but, I need someone who respects what I do.
Frieza: Well I will introduce my first guest TAPION!
Cell: (giggling like a little school girl) Hehehe you said Tapion hehehe....
Frieza: (Lowers his head down) What an idiot.
Tapion walks out.
Tapion: Hello, Frieza its........ ok to be here I guess.
Frieza: (Breaks table) What you don't like to be on my show? Is that what you are saying? Ok you better be GLAD you are in a show. YOU, think your a big timer cause you where in A movie? Ok I was in 3 movies, one Special plus A WHOLE SAGA about ME! So don't get sassy with me BOY!
Tapion: Sorry I said that I didn't mean to get you mad. It is just that when I went on the Goku Show they had more people.
Cell: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he told you Frieza OHHH ITS ON NOW!
Frieza: First shut up Cell. Second, don't get me started on Goku show ok!
Tapion: Ok ok sorry.
Frieza: Well, I must ask you own the WCF (The World Championship Federation). Where did you get the idea of starting your own Wresting Federation?
Tapion: Well, it goes back when I was a little kid and...
Frieza: Ahh times up! Now are next guest.. who is now out of jail for kidnapping Piccolo!
Piccolo comes out and every one yells at him and throws food.
Piccolo: Err shut the {Bleep} up!
Frieza: What the {Bleep}? I didn't know we could buy a Bleep thing?
Cell: Ghetto show oh Ghetto show its a Ghetto SHOW!!! Man I am a singer!
Frieza: OK one more word your arm goes right up your {Bleep}.
Piccolo: This is my {Bleep} time {Bleep}. So don't {Bleep} me off you {BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP}.
Frieza: Don't get me started you Kidnapper!!!!
Cell: I WANT TO SPEAK!!!!
Frieza: That's it Piccolo. I am going to beat you like you did that Gohan kid you mother {Bleep}.
Piccolo: Ahhhh get off me you {Bleep}.
Tapion: I get you Cell for messing up my TV time!!!!
Cell: AHHHH!!!
Narrator: Well as we see the show is out of control and tables and chairs are every where. Later on the show got caned do to it couldn't compete with Goku's new show. So until then Good night.
