You may have seen Conan Obrien make sensational predictions about the year 2000. The ability to see into the future is no small acomplishment. I will surpass this by predicting the year 2020. In the year two thousand twenty...
Oprah will stage a comeback to tv. In an attempt to cross over into the country music scene called... "Grand Old Oprah".
Prince Charles now over 80 years old will become king of England. Queen E. and Queen Mutha have gone on to be a popular rap act.
Rap music now seen as old and out dated is replaced in the hearts of the youth by parlor music.
Jeraldo Rivera makes a comeback, he attempts to open the tomb of Princess Di. The irony of her nickname finally is accepted and the royal family is caught laughing over it.
Jerry Springer, now a major pornographer is shot by a white supremist, cross dressing, prostitute.
Jim Baker stages a comeback to tv with Raggetty Anne on a childrens show. Millions of dollars are collected from unsuspecting youngsters in pleas to build an amusement park.
Walt Disney is thawed out in the latest Disney production called "Goofey cleans the ice box".
Murder and drugs are both legalised, rates for each drop sharply when the thrill of breaking the law is lost.
BB King, who still plays 300 shows a year, becomes so fat that Lucille his vintage Gibson guitar is swallowed into his navel. He mourns by remaking the old Kenny Rogers song.
President Gingrich is successfull in removing the school lunch program by appointing former president Dan Quail as its coordinator. Quail who is unable to correctly spell his own name mislabels all the approprations, sending the food to his own contributers.
Ronald Reagan stages a comeback into politics when he forgets he has Altzheimers disease.
Former President Clinton now a popular cooking show host is divorced by his fourth wife, pursues his true soul mate, Linda Tripp.
Bruce Willis makes his return to tv by becoming the spokesman for Sears auto.
More from the year 2020...
The makers of depends adult diapers will launch a new line for people who just don't want to get out of their chairs.
Frank Gifford will brutally murder Kathy Lee then make a public apology for not having done it long before.
Regis Philbin will replace her with a talking hand sock. The level of intelligence will remain unchanged.
The hit tv program Bay Watch will discontinue transmitting dialog and nobody will notice.
The US public will feel really stupid for having bought slow moving electric cars when they remember most electricity is made from oil.
Nuclear powered cars will make a brief appearence until Ralph Nader reveals that they explode in rear end collisions.
Saddam Hussein reveals that he tricked the US into repeated bombings to avoid the high cost of demolision.
It is revealed that the partison impeachment of former president Clinton was preceded by Clinton's gift of cigars to Republican Congressmen.
Prior to his removal from office President Clinton approaches Henry Hyde pulls his hair and says "Look Scooby, let's see who is under this ugly mask"
