Apu was born in Ramatur, Pakistan, but is no longer an Indian living in America but an American Indian (not to be confused with a Native American!) Apu has a brother named Sanjay. Sanjay is married and has two children. His daughter is about Lisa's age and is named Pahusacheta. His younger son, Jamshed is about 3 or 4, but he has only appeared in one episode (He was left in charge of the Kwik-E-Mart and decided to keep the criminals at bay by pulling out a high powered rifle Over the Years Apu had been put through many different problems and adventures. One instance is when he had lost his job because he had sold spoiled and soiled meat To regain his job he went all the way to India where The first KWIK-E-MART was After failing he returned to Springfield and while visiting his store, he blocked a bullet from hitting his replacement, James Woods. This is just one example of the many problems which occur in the life of a convenience store clerk In Calcutta, he attended CalTech (Calcutta Technical Institute) where he graduated as the top student of his class of 7 million. He was accepted for graduate studies in the United States of America. He left his Mother, Father and bride Mandula and made for America. In America, he attended Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, where he studied under Prof. John Frink. After 9 long years, he completed his Ph.D. thesis. The first punch card Tic-Tac-Toe Program. After completing his education, he got his job at the KWIK-E-MART to make some money. When his student visa expired he did not feel right leaving, so he stayed to pay off his student loans. He became an American Citizen in the episode Much Apu About Nothing. Besides being a Hindu, Apu is also a vegetarian. He has a secret passage behind the freezer door of the Non-Alcoholic Beverages which leads to his vegetarian sanctuary. (he watches the Dragon Drive-in-Movies from there as well). Here are some of the words that come from "APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON" "Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!" "Hey! hey! This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "An all syrup Super Squishee? Oh, such a thing has never been done." "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!" "Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you. I've got eyes in the bake of my head." "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at." "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor." "Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder." "Everybody to my place for blueberry squishies and microwave burritos." "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." "Hey! Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely again." "Hey! Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game." "This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!" "I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." "I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?" "If you survive, please come again!" "Tweeeeeeeeeee.....tweeeeeeeeeeeee." "In a few minutes, I tried to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head." "Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me." "Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices." "My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me." "Nickel off on expired baby food." "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat." "Oh, hello Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerky." "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!" "Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous." "Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness." "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie." "Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell." "There she is -- the world's first convenience store!" Homer: "This isn't very convenient." Apu: "Must you dump on everything we do?" "This store is open 24 hours a day. It puts great demands on my time." "Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs..." "You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone." "You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me." "I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it "Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey". "Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run." Sanjay: "All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife." Apu: "I promise nothing." Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz." Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again." "Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?" Customer: "Give me some jerky." Apu: "Would you like some vodka with that?" Apu: [introducing himself] "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." Nigel: "Hmmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais." Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god...but okay!" Inspector: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation." Apu: "But, sir, I was only following standard procedure." Inspector: "Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb." Apu: "Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals?" "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service." Homer: "You're...selling what, now?" Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment." Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." [slams the door] Apu: "He's got me there." Lisa: "Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" Apu: "You know, it's never come up." [Here are some photos from Apu and Mandula's Wedding: Apu & Mandula's parents working out a deal Apu's mother visits Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart. "Please Help" Goodyear blimp view of the wedding Apu riding in on an elephant Oh My Ganesh! Man Mad at Ganesh Man Chasing Ganesh Madula telling Apu something JUST MARRIED! Homer: "All will die" Apu and Mandula walking around the ring of fire Homer enjoying a nice light snack that belongs to the Elephant Homer being Attacked by an Elephant My Email address: Return to main Primary page. Return to main Simpson page.
Apu has a brother named Sanjay. Sanjay is married and has two children. His daughter is about Lisa's age and is named Pahusacheta. His younger son, Jamshed is about 3 or 4, but he has only appeared in one episode (He was left in charge of the Kwik-E-Mart and decided to keep the criminals at bay by pulling out a high powered rifle
In Calcutta, he attended CalTech (Calcutta Technical Institute) where he graduated as the top student of his class of 7 million. He was accepted for graduate studies in the United States of America. He left his Mother, Father and bride Mandula and made for America. In America, he attended Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, where he studied under Prof. John Frink. After 9 long years, he completed his Ph.D. thesis. The first punch card Tic-Tac-Toe Program. After completing his education, he got his job at the KWIK-E-MART to make some money. When his student visa expired he did not feel right leaving, so he stayed to pay off his student loans. He became an American Citizen in the episode Much Apu About Nothing. Besides being a Hindu, Apu is also a vegetarian. He has a secret passage behind the freezer door of the Non-Alcoholic Beverages which leads to his vegetarian sanctuary. (he watches the Dragon Drive-in-Movies from there as well). Here are some of the words that come from "APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON" "Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!" "Hey! hey! This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "An all syrup Super Squishee? Oh, such a thing has never been done." "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!" "Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you. I've got eyes in the bake of my head." "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at." "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor." "Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder." "Everybody to my place for blueberry squishies and microwave burritos." "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." "Hey! Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely again." "Hey! Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game." "This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!" "I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." "I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?" "If you survive, please come again!" "Tweeeeeeeeeee.....tweeeeeeeeeeeee." "In a few minutes, I tried to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head." "Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me." "Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices." "My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me." "Nickel off on expired baby food." "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat." "Oh, hello Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerky." "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!" "Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous." "Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness." "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie." "Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell." "There she is -- the world's first convenience store!" Homer: "This isn't very convenient." Apu: "Must you dump on everything we do?" "This store is open 24 hours a day. It puts great demands on my time." "Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs..." "You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone." "You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me." "I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it "Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey". "Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run." Sanjay: "All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife." Apu: "I promise nothing." Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz." Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again." "Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?" Customer: "Give me some jerky." Apu: "Would you like some vodka with that?" Apu: [introducing himself] "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." Nigel: "Hmmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais." Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god...but okay!" Inspector: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation." Apu: "But, sir, I was only following standard procedure." Inspector: "Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb." Apu: "Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals?" "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service." Homer: "You're...selling what, now?" Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment." Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." [slams the door] Apu: "He's got me there." Lisa: "Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" Apu: "You know, it's never come up." [Here are some photos from Apu and Mandula's Wedding: Apu & Mandula's parents working out a deal Apu's mother visits Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart. "Please Help" Goodyear blimp view of the wedding Apu riding in on an elephant Oh My Ganesh! Man Mad at Ganesh Man Chasing Ganesh Madula telling Apu something JUST MARRIED! Homer: "All will die" Apu and Mandula walking around the ring of fire Homer enjoying a nice light snack that belongs to the Elephant Homer being Attacked by an Elephant My Email address: Return to main Primary page. Return to main Simpson page.
In America, he attended Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, where he studied under Prof. John Frink. After 9 long years, he completed his Ph.D. thesis. The first punch card Tic-Tac-Toe Program. After completing his education, he got his job at the KWIK-E-MART to make some money. When his student visa expired he did not feel right leaving, so he stayed to pay off his student loans. He became an American Citizen in the episode Much Apu About Nothing. Besides being a Hindu, Apu is also a vegetarian. He has a secret passage behind the freezer door of the Non-Alcoholic Beverages which leads to his vegetarian sanctuary. (he watches the Dragon Drive-in-Movies from there as well). Here are some of the words that come from "APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON" "Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!" "Hey! hey! This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "An all syrup Super Squishee? Oh, such a thing has never been done." "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!" "Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you. I've got eyes in the bake of my head." "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at." "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor." "Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder." "Everybody to my place for blueberry squishies and microwave burritos." "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." "Hey! Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely again." "Hey! Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game." "This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!" "I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." "I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?" "If you survive, please come again!" "Tweeeeeeeeeee.....tweeeeeeeeeeeee." "In a few minutes, I tried to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head." "Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me." "Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices." "My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me." "Nickel off on expired baby food." "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat." "Oh, hello Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerky." "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!" "Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous." "Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness." "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie." "Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell." "There she is -- the world's first convenience store!" Homer: "This isn't very convenient." Apu: "Must you dump on everything we do?" "This store is open 24 hours a day. It puts great demands on my time." "Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs..." "You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone." "You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me." "I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it "Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey". "Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run." Sanjay: "All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife." Apu: "I promise nothing." Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz." Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again." "Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?" Customer: "Give me some jerky." Apu: "Would you like some vodka with that?" Apu: [introducing himself] "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." Nigel: "Hmmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais." Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god...but okay!" Inspector: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation." Apu: "But, sir, I was only following standard procedure." Inspector: "Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb." Apu: "Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals?" "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service." Homer: "You're...selling what, now?" Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment." Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." [slams the door] Apu: "He's got me there." Lisa: "Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" Apu: "You know, it's never come up." [Here are some photos from Apu and Mandula's Wedding: Apu & Mandula's parents working out a deal Apu's mother visits Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart. "Please Help" Goodyear blimp view of the wedding Apu riding in on an elephant Oh My Ganesh! Man Mad at Ganesh Man Chasing Ganesh Madula telling Apu something JUST MARRIED! Homer: "All will die" Apu and Mandula walking around the ring of fire Homer enjoying a nice light snack that belongs to the Elephant Homer being Attacked by an Elephant My Email address: Return to main Primary page. Return to main Simpson page.
After 9 long years, he completed his Ph.D. thesis. The first punch card Tic-Tac-Toe Program. After completing his education, he got his job at the KWIK-E-MART to make some money. When his student visa expired he did not feel right leaving, so he stayed to pay off his student loans. He became an American Citizen in the episode Much Apu About Nothing.
Besides being a Hindu, Apu is also a vegetarian. He has a secret passage behind the freezer door of the Non-Alcoholic Beverages which leads to his vegetarian sanctuary.
Here are some of the words that come from "APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON" "Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!" "Hey! hey! This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "An all syrup Super Squishee? Oh, such a thing has never been done." "Be careful when we capture him! We cannot claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!" "Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you. I've got eyes in the bake of my head." "I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at." "Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor." "Here's a pointer. Try to take it in the shoulder." "Everybody to my place for blueberry squishies and microwave burritos." "He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had." "Hey! Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely again." "Hey! Hey! Stop it, stop it! Conserve your precious hatred for the game." "This is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!" "Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!" "I have been shot eight times this year. As a result, I almost missed work." "I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs?" "If you survive, please come again!" "Tweeeeeeeeeee.....tweeeeeeeeeeeee." "In a few minutes, I tried to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head." "Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me." "Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices." "My ceiling mirrors and video cameras sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me." "Nickel off on expired baby food." "Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat." "Oh, hello Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerky." "Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead. How I've missed you!" "Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous." "Oooo, a headbag. These are chock full of...heady goodness." "Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie." "Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell." "There she is -- the world's first convenience store!" Homer: "This isn't very convenient." Apu: "Must you dump on everything we do?" "This store is open 24 hours a day. It puts great demands on my time." "Well, if you need money, you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs..." "You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone." "You're hired. Oh, how I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me." "I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it "Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey". "Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run." Sanjay: "All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife." Apu: "I promise nothing." Homer: "No offence Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz." Apu: "Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again." "Poor Mister Homer. Could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?" Customer: "Give me some jerky." Apu: "Would you like some vodka with that?" Apu: [introducing himself] "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon." Nigel: "Hmmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais." Apu: That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god...but okay!" Inspector: "Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation." Apu: "But, sir, I was only following standard procedure." Inspector: "Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb." Apu: "Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals?" "I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service." Homer: "You're...selling what, now?" Apu: "I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment." Homer: "You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." [slams the door] Apu: "He's got me there." Lisa: "Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?" Apu: "You know, it's never come up." [Here are some photos from Apu and Mandula's Wedding: Apu & Mandula's parents working out a deal Apu's mother visits Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart. "Please Help" Goodyear blimp view of the wedding Apu riding in on an elephant Oh My Ganesh! Man Mad at Ganesh Man Chasing Ganesh Madula telling Apu something JUST MARRIED! Homer: "All will die" Apu and Mandula walking around the ring of fire Homer enjoying a nice light snack that belongs to the Elephant Homer being Attacked by an Elephant My Email address: Return to main Primary page. Return to main Simpson page.
