Dad, don't you think....
Homer: Ah, ah, ah Lisa. Daddy doesn't have to think. That's why we elect politicians. Remember that rain-forest thing a few years back? They took care of that alright.
Lisa: Dad, you don't honestly think that...
Homer: Oh...there's that word again. |
Marge: Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?
Lisa: It's been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire. |
"Oh Bart, cartoons don't have to be one hundred percent realistic..." |
"Don't worry Bart, it seems like every week something odd happens to the Simpsons. My advice is to ride it out, make an occasional smart-aleck quip, and by next week we'll be ready for another wacky adventure."
Bart: "Aye Carumba!"
Lisa: "That's the spirit!" |
"Uhghh...I feel so average..." |
"It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!" |
As Little Miss Springfield, I welcome you to America, land of opportunity!
Wiggum: UMM, they're being deported. |
I am the lizard queen! |
It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's Brain: Uh-oh what did that mean. Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer's Brain: Swish! |
Did you know that the Japanese use the same word for crisis as for opportunity?
Homer: Yes! Crisitunity! |
Chalmers: Are these children as smart as they look?
Principal Skinner: Well, let's pick one at random...ummmm how about that one?
Chalmers: You mean this boy here?
Skinner: Nooo! Lisa Simpson
Chalmers: When was the Battle of New Orleans?
Lisa: January 8th, 1815. Two weeks after the war ended
Chalmers: First rate
Ralph: What's a battle? |
Boy, Mom sure will be happy you won 50 dollars.
Homer: You'd think that, wouldn't you? But you see, Lisa, your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's OK in the bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uhh...somewhere in the back. |
Homer: What's the quickest, easiest, cheapest way to do something with you?
Lisa: Uhh, take us to the video store?
Homer: Anything for my little girl. |
Ralph Wiggum: Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: Sorry Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing us as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens. |
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