Tom's Infinite Simpson Archive: Marge

Marge Simpson. The mother of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Marge takes very good care of her kids (Homer included). All day she sits at home and basically just cleans and organizes the house. She is a homemaker and proud of it. Every night she parks herself over a hot stove, and cooks dinner for the family. Marge barely keeps the family from falling apart. If it wasn't for her, well if you watched the episode where she went to jail and when she went on vacation, you'll know what would happen if it wasn't for Marge.

She is a very odd person from her extremely tall blue hair to her very odd relatives. She (along with Lisa) is the only one with sense in the family. She is the back bone of the family and the Simpsons are very lucky she doesn't work.

Marge is a very good character, but her nagging sometimes makes her annoying. Otherwise she is a great addition to the Simpsons cast.

Here are some of the words that come from "MARGE SIMPSON"

"I just realised that the cat and the dog haven't had a wedding, they've been living in sin!"
"Umm...remember that night we..uh..joined the 'Castle Club'?"
"I don't want you playing with something with such awful hair. Awful, awful hair."
Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating. Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about? Homer: Oh, girls. I mean, boys! I, I mean, you!
Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry? Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'. Marge: Well, how about Louie? Homer: They'll call him `Screwy Louie'. Marge: Bob? Homer: Slob. Marge: Luke? Homer: Puke. Marge: Marcus? Homer: Mucus. Marge: What about Bart? Homer: Let's see... Bart, Cart, Dart, Ee-art... Nope, can't see any problem with that!
Bart: These uniforms suck! Marge: Where do you pick up words like that? Homer: (on the phone) Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
I'm worried about Bart. Today, he's sucking people's blood, tommorrow he might be smoking.
Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns. Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us? Deprogrammer: Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know. Marge: What about Peter Fonda? Deprogrammer: Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I DID get Paul McCartney out of Wings. Homer (shouting, disbelief): You idiot! He was the most talented one!
"See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot never worked!"
"Ooooh...the walls are melting again!"
Marge: "Why don't you bring this potato, its pretty big..." Bart: "Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes, what is it with you?" Marge: "I just think they're neat."
Well, everybody's got a fear of something. Homer: Not everybody. Marge:  Sock puppets! Homer: Where?!  Where?!  Aah!  Aahhhhhhhhhhh!
Homey are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life. Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.  He said I was an accident...he didn't want to have me. Marge: You didn't want to have Bart. Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child. Marge: You tell Bart all the time!  You told him this morning. Homer: But when I do it, it's cute!
I'm worried about Bart. Today, he's sucking people's blood, tommorrow he might be smoking.
Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!  There was a burglar and he took my saxophone! Homer: Woo-hoo! Bart: And our portable TV! Homer: D'oh! Marge: And my necklace! Homer: Ehh, that's no big loss. Marge: Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom. Homer: Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em. Marge: Well, yes I do.  But they're all heirlooms too.
Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar? Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone. Homer: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back.  But we've also expanded into other important areas.  [reads a list] Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination... Lisa: World domination? Homer: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo. [Homer Brain] Mental note: the girl knows too much.
Bart!  What happened? Bart: Well...we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapse on itself.  But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic! Homer: [disembodied] Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany? Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe. Homer: Good, good, I'm learning!
Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day. [serves Homer breakfast of eggs and bacon, spelling out "I love you"] Homer's Brain: Special day!? Oh, what have I forgot now? Now don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that's crazy-talk. Marge: [smile gradually fades from her radiant visage] Homer's Brain: She's getting impatient! Take a stab at it! [aloud] Happy... Valentine's Day... Marge: [rubbing his head] (*squeak*) (*squeak*) Aw, thank you, dear. Homer: [in celebration] Woo-hoo!
I have a man here who might be able to help you. Homer: Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist. Marge: It's not Batman.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Marge: You did? Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with repeatedly and the word 'dog' with son.
Homer! You didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the Nuclear power plant! Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day. Marge: You told me about that candy bar you found 3 Times! Bart: YOU FOUND A CANDY BAR!!! Homer: Oh Yes! Gather around my son and I shall tell you a tale...
People who live in glass houses should always wear clothes
I'll just have a coffee. Australian Bartender: Beer it is. Marge: No, Cof-fee. Bartender: Be-er? Marge: Coffee. C-O-... Bartender: B-E...
Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive. Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson? Judge: What is the point of all this? Prosecutor: Your Honor, I'm so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt, that I can waste the court's time rating the superhunks. Hutz: Ooohh. He's gonna' win. Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Bart don't take candy from strangers. Homer: Marge, they're only human.

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