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Tom's Simpson Trivia

And now lets see just how much of a Simpson fan you are. Fill in the spaces in the following Simpson quotes:

1 Mr Burns gives Homer J Simpson the:

"First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding achievement in the Field of ."

2 Star Trek, Simpson style:

Captain Kirk: "Captain's Log: Stardate . Had trouble sleeping last night. My hiatal hernia is acting up again. The ship is drafty and damp. I complain but nobody listens."
Announcer: "Star Trek XII: So Very . See the original cast in their latest, greatest adventure."
Mr. Sulu: "Captain. Klingons off the starboard bow."
Kirk: (ANNOYED) Again with the Klingons." (hits intercom) "Mr. Scott! Get me full power!"
Scotty: It's no good, captain. I cannot reach the control panel!

3 Homer Yelling at Lisa:

"In this house we obey the laws of ."

4 Homer with money:

  • Homer: "Ok, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
  • Bart: Dealing drugs?
  • Lisa: Drugs?
  • Marge: I'll have to say drugs too.
  • Homer: Close, but you're ."
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    5 Marge is talking on a walky-talky to Chief Wiggum:

    Marge: "My is on a murderous rampage, over.
  • Chief Wiggum: Well, thank God that's over. I was worried there for a second."
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    6 Homer at the Airport:

  • Cult Person 1:We are having a free get acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
  • Homer:How much is this free resort weekend?
  • Cult Person 2: It's free.
  • Homer: And when is this weekend?
  • Cult Person 2: It's this weekend.
  • Homer: Huh huh, and how much does it cost?
  • Cult Person 2: Um... it's free.
  • Homer: I see and when is it?
  • Cult Person 2: It's this weekend.
  • Homer: And what are you charging for this weekend?
  • Bart: Come on, Dad! The arriving!
  • Homer: It's free, right?
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    7 Moe dating Renee (Helen Hunt):

  • Moe: Hey! Hey! Chambu! I need another magnum of your best champagne here, huh. And bring us the finest food you got stuffed with the second finest.
  • Waiter: Excellent, sir. Lobsters stuffed with ."
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    10 new religion:

  • Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the lord's prayers times, but first lets pass the collection plate.
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    11 Homer's childhood:

    Homer:"Now Bart, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me..."
  • Abe: "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say !"
  • Homer: "Lousy traumatic childhood."
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    12 Bart's drawing:

    Marge: "Homer, I want you to look at this drawing that Bart did."
  • Homer: "Aww, it's beautiful! Lets put Bart's beautifuldrawing up on the fridge."
  • Marge: "Homer, stop. Would you please look at thedrawing."
  • Homer: "Oh, alright... agghhh!!! Burn it, send it to hell!!"
  • Marge: " I think we are going to have to get bart some ."
  • Homer: "Get it away!"
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    If you were unable to answer any of these questens then you can downlode the following sound waves and they will give you the answer.

    1 Mr Burns gives Homer J Simpson the.

    2 Star Trek, Simpson style.

    3 Homer Yelling at Lisa.

    4 Homer with money.

    5 Marge is talking on a walky-talky to Chief Wiggum.

    6 Homer at the Airport.

    7 Moe dating Renee (Helen Hunt).

    10 new religion.

    11 Homer's childhood

    12 Bart's drawing

    The Simpsons Cast

    Homer Simpson

    Dan Castellaneta

    Marge Simpson

    Julie Kavner

    Bart Simpson

    Nancy Cartwright

    Lisa Simpson

    Yeardly Smith

    Maggie Simpson

    Liz Taylor

    Snowball, Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper & She's the Fastest

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    Abraham

    Dan Castellaneta

    Patty and Selma Bouvier

    Julie Kavner

    Grandma Bouvier

    Julie Kavner

    Mr Charles Montgomery 'Monty' Burns

    Harry Shearer

    Waylon Smithers

    Harry Shearer

    Lenny and Carl

    ?

    Principal Seymour Skinnner

    Harry Shearer

    Ms Edna Krabappel

    Marcia Wallace

    Miss Hoover

    Pamela Hayden

    Mr Dewey Largo

    Harry Shearer

    Otto Man

    Harry Shearer

    Groundstender Groundskeeper Willy

    Dan Castellaneta

    Lunchlady Doris

    Doris Grau

    Superintendent Chalmers

    Hank Azaria

    Milhouse van Houten

    Pamela Hayden

    Martin Prince

    Russi Taylor

    Sherri and Terri

    ?

    Nelson Muntz

    Nancy Cartwright

    Jimbo Jones

    Pamela Hayden

    Janey Hagstrom

    ?

    Ralph Wiggum

    ?

    Bleedin' Gums Murphy

    Ron Taylor

    Uter

    Russy Taylor

    Barney Gumble

    Dan Castellaneta

    Jasper

    Harry Shearer

    Ned Flanders

    Harry Shearer

    Maude Flanders

    Maggie Rosewell

    Hans Moleman

    Dan Castellaneta

    Cheif Wiggum

    Hank Azaria

    Mayor 'Diamond' Joe Quimby

    Dan Castellaneta

    Krusty the Klown aka Herschel Krustofsky

    Dan Castellaneta

    Sideshow Bob Terwilliger

    Kelsey Grammer

    Sideshow Mel

    Dan Castellaneta

    Arnie Pie

    Dan Castellaneta

    Kent Brockman

    Harry Shearer

    Bill and Marty

    Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria

    Rev. Tim Lovejoy

    Harry Shearer

    Troy McClure

    Phil Hartman

    Rainer Wolfcastle

    Hank Azaria

    Bumblebee man

    Dan Castellaneta

    Moe Szyslak

    Hank Azaria

    Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

    Hank Azaria

    Snake

    Harry Shearer

    Dr Hibbert

    Harry Shearer

    Lionel Hutz

    Phil Hartman

    Dr. Nick Riviera

    Hank Azaria

    Dr. Marvin Monroe

    Harry Shearer

    Dr. John Frink

    Hank Azaria

    Captain McCallister

    Harry Shearer

    Kodos and Kang

    Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer

     

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