*Corey, You're loving priestess

I made this page so of course I'm the #1 Missionary! Um, I've done lots to deserve this title,(including CREATING the Church of JAYsus of Modern-Day Goths)uh...I got a metal-head to respect them, his favorite song is Gender, etc.

*Sylvie

I have converted one who once worshiped the Backstreet Boys and N*Sync, but now has seen the light that only our five Gods show.

*Audrey/Dexter/Timmir

Follow the word of Orgy... or thou shalt be stabbed with a pink plastic spork, pecked in the limbs by the parrot Abraham, and condemned to Tartar Sauce

*Sarah

Orgy kicks ass cause they are like cool and hot.

*Maggie

People who don't like Orgy are damned to begin with, therefore, they need me!

*Karyn

I have touched the Gods and they have spoken to me

*Tamara

Orgy, a band to eventually control the music industry, will prevail completely to all those unbeknownst.

*Christina

How many other 30 year olds in this world can create such amazing musik, have the ultimate best musical influences, and still be the most beautiful people who ever walked the face of this now rap and little everybody has to be a"boy band" infested earth??

*Becky

Well, since God, hell, and heaven DON'T exist, which has been physically proven, and I have already thought of Orgy as my gods, why not be an Orgy missionary?

*Jen

Here to save the freaks; here to praise our 5 Gods and always follow Orgy...OR DIE!!!

*Kristen

Orgy shall be our saviors, thou doesn't follow...GO BE N*SYNC'S ROADIE!

*Bailey

Every night before I go to bed, I bow down before my Orgy shrine and pray for five minutes while playing Blue Monday.

*Brooke

Aye, Orgy be the truth, the power, and the light. Glory be, Amen.

*Pimptress

I held my ticket stub in my hand and said "let there be Paige, Amir, Jay, and Ryan"...and behold, there they were.

*Kristy

Thou shalt not defy thy lord ( JAYsus ). If thou follows in his steps, thou shall live internaly in peace.

*Kate

Blessed be thy feet which walk the path of dear Brother Paige. Blessed be thyn knees that kneel at the sacred alter of Lord JAYsus. Blessed be thy heart that beats the drum of compassion as Brother Bobby does. Blessed be thy lips that they may speak the truth of Father Ryan. Blessed be thyn eyes, so that they may see the wisdom of St. Amir's spirit. May the love of the Gods be within and around me as I begin my journey through life, this day. So mote it be!

*Candy

November 15, 2000 I met 4 of the 5 Gods & they blessed me with hugs & talk. I took pictures of them preaching to my fellow citizens & I have a picture of Pastor Paige posing with a muffin (and many more of all of them). I made thy Gods laugh & have their blessings. I walked out with thy Gods & witnessed them almost being run into by some crazy ass lady in a shitty car, but with the blessings of JAYsus, they were alright & the dumbass lady in the shitty, rusted out Cadillac didn't hit their pure van. I have led many to the teachings of the five Gods, and I make my family listen to 'Amir of the Desert' whenever they are at my home, and especially this Thanksgiving.