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The Title
You don't get the title huh? Well this
is how it works. Butt Monkey is not only a effective insult but
also a laughable concept. But, Monkey! is a pun. It is like a
monkey said to some guy "I have to kill you now." Then
the guy would be like "But, Monkey!" I bet your laughing
now that you get it huh? Probably not.
This is a very sad picture. The monkey
was a test subject in a experimental lab. His name, which is tattooed
on his forehead, is "Crap." You can't see the monkey
that well because I edited it with Photoshop look nice for the
front. This is a lesson. Don't promote animal testing, its sick.
Ok, so the jokes are not that funny.
Big deal! If you don't get them here are explanations:
The Marry had a little
lamb jokes:
Why did the doctor faint? Marry gave
birth to a lamb, she "had" it.
What was tasty? The lamb was tasty
Marry ate it.
The Dick and Sally
Joke:
How is this funny? You are led to believe
that Dick and Sally are going to "make whoopie" but
they didn't they just finished their project.
The Teacher and Student
Joke:
Why is the student yelling? The student
is yelling because he is a loud child. It is apparent that he
does not have laryngitis because he has the ability to yell.
The Hot Dog Joke:
What was a one night stand? The hot
dog was only at the game for one night. There for it was a "one
night stand."
The Pirate Joke:
Why did the cereal go "Arrr....
matey" ? Because rice krispys makes a snap crackle pop sound.
If it was mixed with a pirate it would supposedly make the sounds
that a pirate would make.
