Ok, first of all, i've been obsessed with Damon Albarn now for about five or six years. I mean, look at him! He's absolutely delightful! I'm not going to say he's gorgeous, cuz he's not, he's just so little boy cute that I love him to death. And if you don't know who Damon is then well...you're a loser and there's no hope for you! It's just that he's the lead singer of my absolutely most favorite band. And I swear, he WILL NOT, and I repeat, he WILL NOT marry that bitch from Elastica! Sure he's been with her for like EVER, but the point is there is just no way I will let it happen. He belongs with me and only me! If I have to go to England and track him down myself, he will be mine!!!

GOD, I LOVE HIM!!!

Alrighty then...moving on to my next object of desire...Jay, hopefully you all know him from the band Orgy. The first time I heard this band was on the radio and I loved their song "Blue Monday" (ya know, the futuristic remake of that New Order 80's song?) But anyways, I fell in love with Orgy after hearing this song and went out and bought the cd. So then I saw the video on MTV's ever-so-sucky teeny-bopper- infested, needs-to-get-rid-of-Carson-Daly Total Request Live. This is when I first became obsessed with Jay. There was just something about him that made me feel funny inside. So then, last week I went to MTV's Campus Invasion Tour at UMBC, and from the moment Jay stepped onstage I was in love. I don't know what it is, but a 6'4" guy wearing tight leather and make-up is just incredibly sexy to me! ok, so after seeing Orgy and then Sugar Ray, who is actually one of the best live bands I have ever seen even though I would have never admitted that before, me and Liz and Melon went to see if we could get some autographs. This is where my obsession grew even stronger. I got Jay's autograph and ended up kissing him!!! He's even more gorgeous, no, sexy, upclose and in person! So now I have my quest for Jay as well. Sure, he's 32 and everyone insists that he's gay, but that's not a problem for me :o)