So What Really Goes On In Lara's Head?
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask the questions. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. There cannot be a crisis this week!!! My schedule is already full!!! Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
How can a 2 pound box of chocolate make me gain 5 pounds?!?!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Learn from your parents mistakes...use birth control.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you!
Reality is an excuse for those who can't handle drugs.
Where there's a will...i want to be in it.
Ok, who the hell stopped payment on my reality check?!?!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Hard work pays off in the long run, laziness pays off NOW!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
WARNING: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else!!!
Consciousness is that annoying time between naps. Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Keep honking...I'm reloading!
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
I started out with nothing and have most of it left.
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap...you choose.
You say I'm a bitch, like it's a bad thing!
Not all men are annoying...some are dead.
I said "no" to drugs, they just didn't listen The gene pool could use a little chlorine I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian change is inevitable...except from a vending machine Sex on television can't hurt unless you fall off According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist Lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole It doesn't matter what temperature a room is...it's still room temperature! Do you ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot Ambivalent? Well...yes and no. It's not the size that matters, it's...no, it's the size.
One of us is thinking about sex...OK, it's me. 