Note: I did not meet her so this is FICTION!
Michelle Buttars: Welcome. I’m here with pop diva,
Christina Aguilera.
Christina Aguilera: Hello people!
MB: So Christina, how does it feel to be a pop star?
CA: It feels great.
MB: I read in the magazine that you like to date someone from a
rock band.
CA: Yeah.
MB: And you said you wanted to date Enrique Inglesias.
CA: Yeah, so what’s you point?
MB: Enrique Inglesias is a pop star, not a rock star.
CA: So?
MB: So you like Latin pop right?
CA: No, just Enrique Inglesias, okay.
MB: And what happen to you and Fred Durst at the TRL class photo
shoot?
CA: Fred was acting drunk so I stop talking to him.
MB: That proves that you are not going out with a rock star.
CA: But I like rock music.
MB: Yeah me too but I don’t like Enrique Inglesias.
CA: But I like Limp Bizkit still!
MB: How about dating Wes Borland, no wait he’s married. How
about Sam, John, or DJ Lethal?
CA: I like Enrique Inglesias, okay. Stop it with Limp Bizkit!
MB: Do you like Korn?
CA: Yes.
MB: Do you like Rage Against The Machine?
CA: Yeah.
MB: Do you like Slipknot?
CA: No. Slipknot is scary!
MB: If you like rock music, why is your music pop, not rock?
CA: I don’t know.
MB: Did you see Korn on the Sick and Twisted tour?
CA: No.
MB: You are too busy having sex with Enrique Inglesias.
CA: I did not! (turned red) Stop spreading rumors about me!
MB: That concludes our interview. Next, I’ll be interviewing
Carson Daly. See you next time!
