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Chocolate Starfish and Hot Dog Flavored Wawa

When I picked this album out, I thought it was going to be better than I expected but did I? No. I found out that this album sucks and it goes down the toilet. It's the same vibe as Significant Other. Here's the song reviews.

1. Intro - Um, okay. It goes "This is not a test, this is reality." But it keeps saying Limp Bizkit is in the house. I mean come on, they should do a better intro than that, like Orgy.

2. Hot Dog - May I say this: What kind of a stupid ass title is that? About a hot dog? Very funny. Also, it's a rip off of Nine Inch Nails's Closer. I bet Fred did that after Trent disses him in the Starfuckers video. Nice try, Fred.

3. My Generation - In this song, he talks about the people wanted to hate him and such. Fred, that's depressing! No one gives a shit about us hating you. Damn!

4. Full Nelson - Hmmm. This is intresting. This song sounded like the old Limp Bizkit. This song is okay because it has the 3 Doller Bill Yall vibe to it.

5. My Way - This song is like a break up song. Kind of sound like a 'N Sync Backstreet Boys type of song but I don't give a fuck about Fred's break up. Move along.

6. Rollin' (Air Raid vehicle) - This song is okay, I guess but the video sucks ass. Why do you need Rollin' dancers? This ain't no 'N SYNC song, moron.

7. Livin' It Up - This features The Eagles' Life In The Fast Liane. The lyrics sounded like it's written by a ten year old or something. The chorus sounded like the words Jay Gordon was signing! Then again, I don't understand this song.

8. The One - I'll be the one....Oops wrong one. What a second, I hate boy bands, DUH. Anyways, it's kind of a love song to me. It should of sung by a boy band, not Limp Bizkit. That's why they're sellouts.

9. Getcha Groove On - It has a hip hop feel to it but it's only the dj. No other band members. Excuse me, isn't a band supposed to play together instead of some dj doing the work? Some band. This song is okay, I guess.

10. Take A Look Around - I like this song. Even though it's a Mission: Impossible theme, it's okay. Even Fred knows why the haters hate him. Muhahahahaha. Know why I hate him? He's an asshole.

11. It'll Be Ok - Um, too depressing I guess. But this song is about being depressed and stuff but it's kind of like Jonathan Davis singing that song. Maybe in my dreams.

12. Boiler - AH YEAH! It's a head banging song that make you get up and go to the mosh pit! The guitar is harder than any of the songs. Wow.

13. Hold on - Sound like a Stone Temple Pilots song with Fred Durst. Why? Because Scott Weiland sings the most in this song. It's okay, I guess.

14. Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) - Again, just like Getcha Groove On, this one is played by the dj. It features Redman, Method Man, DMX, etc. Kind of like a rap song with no band in it. It's okay, I guess. Perfect for the club.

15. Outro - Same as the first one but at the end, Ben Stiller is there. Funny, funny, I like comedy. Also, there's a phone convo with Stephen Jenkins also.

In Conclusion, I say some of the songs are okay and some suck. I wish Limp Bizkit should be harder next time. Also the song titles are taken before Limp had it. If anyone has a bad review or just want to spit it out, Email me

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