Signs of A Teenybopper

Signs of a Teenybopper

• They think they are going to marry a member from a boy band.
• They like boy bands based on their looks instead of their music.
• They are going to hate the boy band just because one of the members is married or dating.
• They think Backstreet Boys are better than Korn.
• They voted for boy bands to number one on TRL 100 times.
• They say “I want ___________’s(fill in the blanks) baby!”
• They think Blink 182 is a boy band after seeing “All The Small Things" video.(I think Blink 182 sucks.)
• They refused to be friends with a person who is a rocker.
• When they hear their favorite band/singer, they scream.
• They think female pop stars are better than Kittie.
• They called Korn, Limp Bizkit, or any rock band a sellout because they think that boy bands rule.
• They think the Korn song, "Justin"(from Follow The Leader) is about Justin Timberlake of 'N SYNC.
• They think that rock bands sing about killing people and boy bands sings about love and girls.(That's why boy bands are faggots!)
• Teenyboppers can be males too. They think that they want to marry a female pop star like Christina Aguilera.
• They think that girls cannot play instruments or be on a rock band. Hello. Kittie and Drain S.T.H. are female rock bands. Rayna from Coal Chamber and Paz from A Perfect Circle are girls. They can play instruments.
• They are too sensitive to offensive language.
• They hate Eminem's new song, "The Real Slim Shady" because they think Eminem is making fun of the boy bands and other pop stars.
• They cry if the boy bands is breaking up or a pop star quits.
• They begin to wear Aborcrombine and Fitch after they hear LFO's "Summer Girls."
• They think rock bands like Korn are crybabies and boy bands are not.
• They think Jonathan Davis of Korn has HIV when they saw the HIV tatoo on him.
• Someone says "You're a girl. You're not supposed to listen to Limp Bizkit." You said, "What artist you want me to suggested?" Someone says "Britney Spears." This person is consider a stereotype and a teenybopper.
• They think we are "jealous" of Britney because we don't like her.
• They hold signs at concerts saying "Come rock my house."
• They call rock bands gay.
• They don't even know who KoRn is.
• They call radio stations 500,000,000 times in one day to vote for bsb on the station's top 10 songs of the week
• They know the rock bands from TRL but don't know the other rock bands not on TRL.
• They think Brackish and Charlotte are sung by Britney Spears.
• When they request a rock video, they say the title wrong and think it's cool video. Based on other people's opinions, it will make them sellouts if a rock band appeared on TRL.
• You start talking about how fun you have at the Korn concert and they start talking about how cute Justin Timberlake is
• They can invate any rock board they want. For example, the Kittie board at Kittie.net.
• They go to the Kittie board for no reason and saying stuff like Kittie sucks, Backstreet Boys rocks
• they go onto anti pop sites and send hate mail to the anti sites constantly
• they kiss their posters of their favorite pop "artist" goodnight everynight
• they make fun of anyone who doesn't listen to pop music or who is different from them
• they follow teen magazines like a bible
• they appear at a boy band concert with big banners saying stuff like I love you justin!!!!!!! or I want you nick
• You like the rock band Eve 6 not because of their talent and their unique style of writing songs, but for the fact they like the Spice Girls.
• You think that a singer from a rock band is a doofus just because they were born when your parents got married.
• You make fun of the music your sister likes, even if she likes the same music as you or your brother.
• When your kids write letters to their favorite musicians, you automatically think they are saying, "I love you!" when they are saying something totally unrelated to love.
• You feel guilty when you can't see your favorite pop artists in concert or they have a problem that isn't your fault, and you blameyourself for their problems.
• You fail school because you always think about your pop stars.
• You think oldies suck.
• You think rappers have no lives because they cuss in their songs.
• You don't realize that people's tastes in music can change.
• You think rock bands are sell-outs even though they have more talent than pop bands and singers.
• You only like Shannon Curfman for her young age, not her talent as a musician.
• They think rock bands are one-hit wonders.
• They think rock bands will fade away faster than pop stars.
• They type LiKe ThIs.
• They only like musicians for their looks, not their music.
• They think boy band members's and pop stars's body parts are cute when they themselves aren't.
• They only know Fred Durst as "the guy who performed with Christina Aguilera"(What I believe that Fred is still a sellout.)

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I want to thank:
TheOdd1@spit.co.uk
frickin_canadian@hotmail.com
dwstick@adelphia.net
Dravensgirlll@aol.com
For the signs of a teenybopper you sent me. You deserve some credit.