I dedicate this page to all my great wonderful friends!!
Sara~~
I have to put her first!! Sara and I met 17 years ago in the second grade and have been best friends ever since. The story is a bit long to share here; there is 17 years worth of laughs, crys, school dances, partying...(oh yes..we cant forget that football game with Squeege! How drunk was I anyway?). Those crude remarks in the grocery store..Yeah, they're pretty RONCHY huh BUTTMUNCH??? We can just make a joke out of everything! Even those nice boxes of chocolate cake mix, huh Sara? Remember??? Don't forget Otis Redding's Tenderness in the car!! Like in Pretty in Pink! Oh yeah baby! How 'bout Junior High with "suck him up in a straw"?!?!?! ~OOH baby OOH baby~ ~ SWA SWA ~ When I think of Saralie, my head turns all around! :)Oh yeah..and Shard Villa, when my mom called the cops! We were so scared that nite..WHOA!!!
T. L. G.~~
Ok..Uuuumm..Yeah. It was loads of fun sharing a room with ya!! All the insults~ those were a Gas! Does that remind you of anything Rainman?? I'll love gerbils forever! ~Just another Y**** Infection*l*
Angie~~
Gotta love her! She's BOSS!! I remember cream of rice and koolaid, but do you?? Haha Dont forget fighting over Spanky Franky, ok? Or our wonderful fishing trip to Panton Dam!
Heather~~
I'm so pround of you! You've come a long way baby! Wanna shoot some fruit loops in the Grand Union parking lot? How 'bout I give ya a quarter to go kick you know who's ass..? Ahh..the memories.. I miss those days!! I'll never forget all those awsome nites with Jerry and the camoflauged ranger! Should I grind the gears again? What about that party at my house~~with you as the entertainment! Have a bit too much wine did we? Who else was? Oh yeah..Matt G~ entertainment for me:)~
Matt!~~
WOW~ don't know what to say about ya man~ only that I luv ya lots! You're *very* special. You have one helluva gift and I am thankful for havin' ya in my life. Now get your butt down here! YEAH!! and something and stuff. By the way..I miss G~Football and Billy:(~ UH UH UH UH UH UH PUFF DADDY UH! Oh yeah.. Stephanie is STILL on my campus voice mail:) Wanna go to the ~Edge~ and groove to ITS RAINING MEN! HALLELUJIA ITS RAINING MEN! And...dum de dum de dum is still dum and he's got a show on Clings station! Go figure..? FFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!! You're one true, real BRAVEHEART:)
Marcia~~
Miss ya babe! Now c'mon home, would ya?? Uuuummm, you've been gone long enough now...
Tami~~
SOMEBODY CATCH A PAIL! Don't ever forget Bob and Daniel. That nite I told you I was a witch..how you laughed! That was the first time we ever hung out~ and neither of us knew that we were destined to be friends. So~ Whos was F***ed up that nite? Me or you? Guess I got ya hooked on smokes, cause now you can't stop! Sorry 'bout that:( There is so much about our friendship.. remember when I broke my ankle? That was so funny~me telling you to watch for potholes~ and who steps in one? ME! Oh..and that ride to the hospital with Thadeus the Moron!! Don't forget the party at Betty's~ I still say it was you who broke the table! It was you, wasn't it..?
Kimmer~~
One cool chic~y babe! I'll never forget getting you to laugh! You're very special and its an honor and a priviledge to be your friend! We'll show 'em.. Don't you know that you are a shooting star? You should play that on your show for me..I'm dedicating it to you! :)
Alabama Man~~
Thanks for being there for me this summer:) I appreciate it! Now don't forget~ In a year already! Now quit asking!!!!!!
And to Joie~~
My long lost sister. I miss you terribly:( If you ever see this~ I'm still in the same place~PLEASE call us! Everone thinks the worse 'cause we haven't heard from you in so long~ Please let us know that you are safe!
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