BEHOLD THE SHRINE
flute and clarinet players be warned, this Shrine is not for the weak...you can still turn around...While you're here visiting the Shrine, pull up a bean-bag chair, watch the lava lamps, and breathe deeply...
Isn't It wondrous, beauteous, amazing, fantastic...even spectacular?
It's a Trombone!
It knows all...It sees all
how? I know those Yamaha guys are good, but...
It's superior tone and beauty make It a thing of wonder...
hey, it sounds good and looks nice
It's brilliant shimmer makes the sun burn with envy!
well, that gold brass does look good in the sunlight...
It is a thing of power and glory!
aren't you going a bit far?
I could just keep going!
but you won't...hopefully!
PRESENTING THE YAMAHA YSL-356G!!!
By the way, please bow in the presence of the MIGHTY HORN
drooling is strictly prohibited
Actually, that's a picture from the Yamaha website.
For a REAL picture of My Trombone, that was taken with our digital camera, in our kitchen, at a strange hour of the night, using some weird stuff to make the background, while a resident voodoo expert eating fried chicken stood by, (no, he's not in the picture, sorry!)
Hey, why don't you go try your luck with the interactive GAME???
Try the
Click on the Happy Airplane to see the Adventures of my Terrific Traveling Trombone!
I'm very intimidated by the GREAT HORN!!!
please send me BACK to the gates!!!