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GAS PUMPS OF THE FUTURE
Imagine gas pumps like this where you have a choice of gas, coffee,
or tea? You just bring your own jugs. But I doubt that this will ever happen
because for some reason gas and coffee and milk doesn't mix, unless ofcourse
milk or tea, or any of these other items gives you an upset stomach which
causes gas.Besides if not carefull you may wind up drinking gas by mistake and
blow yourself up to kingdom come. so don't bother.Let's stick to buying it in
the store. Much more practical.
Good Idea When
Shaking Hands
Are you the type that doesn't
like to shake hands because of spreading germs. This is a sugestion which may
solve the problem. Whenever anyone wants to shake your hand politely hand them
a card which reads "Please consider this as a friendly hand shake"
Penny Petunia,
Pimple Popper
Penny Petunia will
precisely pop your pimples for a penny.
A penny per pop.
PROFESSOR PIMPLE
POPPER
Please let your pimples precisely be popped by the pimple popping professor.
The pimple popping Professor will use his profession to precisely patiently pop
your pimples perfectly.
Bag A Dog
Have you had a
problem with too many dogs, cats or birds making a mess on your property. This
is the solution. They have bag a bug. Why not these kind.
Note: No animals are harmed. Just the bugs.
Your Pets
You think your birds
or animals are cute but have you ever wondered what your animals think of you?
LOVELY
POEM
Your hair may be graying, Your teeth may be decaying,
But I love you just the same.
You may have a blood clot, You may get an age spot,
But I love you just the same.
You may have another wrinkle, You may have another crinkle,
But I love you just the same.
Who cares how you may weather,
Just as long as we're together,
With our health we have everything to loose and nothing to gain,
But with me I'll love you just the same.
SAYING
I keep on saying eloweto to my Olie,
I keep on saying eloweto to my Olie,
I keep on saying eloweto to my Olie,
And I don't even know what eloweto means.
OH JOHNNY
Johnny Johnson bought some trash
He thought it was filled with cash,
He opened it up and looked right in,
And found it was filled with nothing but tin.
Johnny Johnson bought a car
He thought it would go real far.
He opened up the hood and looked right in,
And found it was filled with nothing but tin.
Johnny Johnson bought a box
He thought it was loaded with clocks.
He opened it up and looked right in,
And found it was filled with nothing but tin.
Johnny Johnson bought allot of stuff
He said he had quite enough,
Everytime he checks and looks withen,
He finds their filled with nothing but tin.
BILLY BOB
Billy Bob the Bonified blob
He was nothing but a great big gob
Have you ever seen an ole slob?
All you have to do is turn your head and nod,
And look at Billy Bob the Bonified blob.
Note: if your name is Billy Bob this doesn't mean you.
GOOD NAME
FOR A SONG
Do I love you pretty girl?
Pretty much.
GOOD MEAL
Hot dingers smotherd with marshmello puffs
