Henry the homely
Hench-hog man
henry
the homely hench-hog man,
married
pam the one eyed one tooth double chinned mam.
She
had everything he needed for a wife,
To
make him content for the rest of his life.
He
liked her one eye that glared at him,
And
the one tooth she used to eat his din.
But
there’s one feature he loved that did him in
Is
when he got to kiss her double chin.
