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DAMAGE TO PORTONS OF MOTEL DUE TO HOODLUMS
Some hoodlums are on the loose. They came my way and in the middle of the day while I wasn’t there they knocked down 2 of my motel buildings. What a mess. I would guess the damage will equal a quite a bit. At least $45.00 in cash. Thank goodness my Klunkerville insurance will cover a tenth of that. The cops are on the lookout for the ones who done it.
MAIN HOODLUM CAUGHT WITH HIS GANG
Thanks to a few good tips the main
hoodlum and his gang was finally caught. The Sheriff down here tells me he and
His gang will pay severely. They will be locked up in jail for 3 months and be
forced to eat nothing but pizza and junk food and have no more than 58 channels
on their television instead of the usual 145. That should punish them. I would
have posted the rest of their pictures here but if you think this guy is ugly
you should see the rest of them.
OLD TRAMP ON THE DUMP
Spring is a grand time for klunkerville. The little mump mumps are in blossom. Aunt Agithas burbing spells end, Harold Snobgrasses runny nose takes a breather. It is just a time to celebrate all around. Why we may take a walk over to visit the tramp and see what’s cooking at the city dump. Whenever the dumpster leaves the town store and heads that way we know we will get a surprise. What we usually do is go to the town store and see what is on quick sale. Most of it never sells and this is what the tramp gets. Last year the tramp had a huge dump barbecue and invited practically the whole town including the store clerk. They all agreed they never eaten or drank so well in their life. Boy what you can do with half rotted potatoes and corn when you put your mind to it. Yes sir Klunkerville sure has a lot to be thankful for when this time of the year finally arrives. All everyone can do right now is dream and remember the good times for it is now near the end of January. Right now Agitha is in the middle of a burping spell that just won’t quit and Harold has just used his last box of tissue. As for the Tramp? Why he’s all right. He just won $40 dollars and staying at the ritzy Klunkerville hotel for the winter.
POPCORN ART
Here is some beautiful pieces of art freshly popped from my popcorn popper. They are in order:
Next time you pop popcorn examine yours and
see what you can come up with
