ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2005
MARCH 26, 2005 GASTROMINO THE GASSY GUY CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2005
JANUARY 14, 2005 COME AND MEET THE IDIOT OF THE WEEK CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN APRIL 2004
APRIL 1, 2004 A NEW ARTFORM CALLED POPCORN ART CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2004
MARCH 3, 2004 ATEMPT TO END COOL TEENAGE ATIRE CLICK
HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2004
FEBRUARY 1, 2004 WHAT PEOPLE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE
MEANT TO TALK MORE THAN TO LISTEN TO OTHERS CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2004
JANUARY 25, 2004 THE TRAMP WHO LIVES AT THE DUMP AND THE
HISTORICAL LANDMARK FOR OUR AREA CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN DECEMBER 2003
DECEMBER 28, 2003 FINALLY A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM MENTIONED
BELOW CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN OCTOBER 2003
OCTOBER 22, 2003 SERIOUS LAWSUITS
CAUSED BY NOT SO GREAT SUGAR SWEETEND TOOTHPASTE CLICK HERE
ADITIONS STARTING IN SEPTEMBER 2003
SEPTEMBER 28, 2003 SHARING FOOD WITH YOUR PET IS NOT A GOOD
IDEA CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN AUGUST 2003
AUGUST 8, 2003 KLUNKERVILLES NOT SO GREAT SUGAR SWEETEND TOOTHPASTE ADVERTISEMENT CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JULY 2003
JULY 21, 2003 SUCCESS IN LIFE CARTOON STRIP CLICK
HERE
JULY 5, 2003 DONUT FACTORY CARTOON STRIP CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN MAY 2003
MAY 23, 2003 THIS MAN TRIES TO BE OUR TOWN SUPERHERO BUT DOESN’T
SUCCEED VERY WELL CLICK HERE
MAY 13, 2003 WHAT KLUNKERVILLE TEENAGERS CONSIDER COOL ATIRE CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING APRIL 2003
APRIL 22, 2003 UPDATED HOME PAGE AND MADE SOME IMPROOVEMENTS TO
APPEARANCE CLICK HERE
APRIL 14, 2003 CLARENCE EXPRESSES HIS LOVE TO CLARA IN A POEM SET TO
MUSIC CLICK
HERE
APRIL 1, 2003 THE KLUNKERVILLE HONEYMOON PACKAGE CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2003
MARCH 9, 2003 A PET FOR SALE THAT TAKES CARE OF ITSELF
PRESENTED BY THE WIERDMAN. NOT ME. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT CLICK HERE
MARCH 3, 2003 SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO CLARENCE WHEN HIM AND
CLARA USED TO FIGHT CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2003
FEBRUARY 20, 2003 NEW ON MY HOMEPAGE TAKE A POLL TO SEE WHAT
YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT THE KLUNKERVILLE WEBSITE CLICK HERE
FEBRUARY 16, 2003 CHECK OUT OUR YEARLY SNORING CONTEST AND
SEE WHO THE WINNER IS FOR THIS YEAR CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2003
JANUARY 20,2003 A FORMER GAS
STATION CONVERTED INTO A RESTAURANT CALLED YEE OLE GAS STATION RESTAURANT CLICK HERE
JANUARY
17,2003 ANOTHER ADDITION. THE END
OF THE COURTCASE AND BACK TO LIFE AS USUAL. I NEEDED A BREAK FROM MY
WRITING. WILL PROBABLY ADD FROM TIME TO
TIME.
ADDITIONS STARTING IN OCTOBER 2002
OCTOBER 4,2002 COURT DAY FINEALLY ARRIVED CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN SEPTEMBER 2002
SEPTEMBER 27,2002 MEETING WITH THE LAWYER TO GO OVER CASE CLICK HERE
SEPTEMBER 20,2002 THE KLUNKERVILLE SHARIF COMES AND FALSELY
ARREST ME CLICK
HERE
SEPTEMBER 13,2002 I GET BLAMED FOR FRAUD WITH MY SIDE SHOW CLICK HERE
SEPTEMBER 6,2002 I DECIDE TO PUT ON A SIDE SHOW CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN AUGUST 2002
AUGUST 30,2002 THE FIRST COMPUTER IN KLUNKERVILLE CLICK HERE
AUGUST 23,2002 NEW ON MY MUSIC PAGE, A SONG CALLED IN
SNOGGIN LAND. COME AND LISTEN TO A LITTLE TALE ABOUT THIS PLACE CLICK HERE
AUGUST 16,2002 A CRAZY TELEPHONE PROBLEM I RAN INTO (BASED
ON TRUE STORY) CLICK HERE
AUGUST 9,2002 NOT
AGAIN! NO WAY! CLICK
HERE
AUGUST 2,2002 WELL IT LOOKS
LIKE WE FINALLY HAVE SUCCESS TO OUR PROBLEM WITH SMELLYMAN CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JULY 2002
JULY 26,2002 PRESENTING A NOTE TO SMELLYMAN FROM THE
HEALTH INSPECTOR AS TO WHY UNHEALTHY TO TAKE PIG PEN BATHS CLICK HERE
JULY 19,2002 FINEALY GETTING DOWN TO THE PROBLEM ABOUT
WHAT TO DO ABOUT SMELLYMAN CLICK
HERE
JULY 12,2002 CRAZY PICTURE I DREW IN THE CAR. TRY TO SPOT AS MANY STRANGE THINGS IN IT AS
YOU CAN (BOTTOM OF PAGE) CLICK HERE
JULY 5,2002 PUBLIC WARNING! A NEW NOT SO GOOD GROUP THAT
JUST FORMED CALLED THE KLUNKERVILLE SCHOOL OF CRABOLOGY CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JUNE 2002
JUNE 28,2002 FINEALLY THE HOODLUMS WERE CAUGHT. SEE A PICTURE OF ONE
AND READ ABOUT HIS PUNISHMENT CLICK HERE
JUNE 21,2002 COME SEE WHAT SOME HOODLUMS DID TO PART OF
MY MOTEL CLICK HERE
JUNE 14, 2002 COME SEE OUR NICE NEW ADDITION DONATED TO
US FOR THE KLUNKERVILLE PARK. CLICK HERE
JUNE 7, 2002 A HEALTH HAZZARD HAS BROKEN OUT IN
KLUNKERVILLE, VERY SERIOUS
ADDITIONS STARTING IN MAY 2002
MAY 31, 2002 SAME AS BELOW
MAY 24, 2002 NO UPDATE THIS WEEK FOR THE INTERNET
SERVICE WAS BEING UPGRADED.
MAY 17,2002 A MAN GETS A SURPISE
HE WASN’T EXPECTING WHILE EATING CLICK HERE
MAY 10,2002 LISTEN AND READ THE KLUNKERVILLE THEME SONG BASED ON IT’S FOUNDERS
FOUND ON MY MUSIC PAGE CLICK
HERE
MAY 3, 2002 READ A PORTION OF A FAMOUS SPEECH GIVEN BY
CLARENCE JR. DURING A SUMMER DAY IN 1929 CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN APRIL 2002
APRIL 26, 2002 ANOTHER HISTORICAL LANDMARK IN
KLUNKERVILLE. CLARENCE KLUNK JR.S HOME CLICK HERE
APRIL 19, 2002 TAKE A LOOK AT THE HISTORICAL KLUNKERVILLE
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BUILDING FOUNDED BY CLARENCE KLUNK JR. CLICK HERE
APRIL 12, 2002 FIND OUT WHAT CLARENCE KLUNK JUNIOR DID FOR THE TOWN AND SEE A PHOTO OF HIM CLICK HERE
APRIL 5, 2002 READ A LITTLE HISTORY OF THE FOUNDERS OF
KLUNKERVILLE, CLARA AND CLARENCE KLUNK CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN MARCH 2002
MARCH 29, 2002 I OPENED UP MY MOTEL. IT’S NICE. I BUILT IT MYSELF CLICK HERE
MARCH 22, 2002 A MAN THAT OVER DID IT AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT HOT DOG
STAND FOR
$2.00 CLICK HERE
MARCH 15, 2002 THERE’S SORROW IN KLUNKERVILLE . COME SEE WHY CLICK HERE
MARCH 8, 2002 DO YOU HATE DOING DISHES IF YOU DON’T HAVE A
DISHWASHER? HERE IS THE ANSWER TO THIS
PROBLEM. (SECOND PART OF PAGE) CLICK HERE
MARCH 1, 2002 WHAT DO YOU WIND UP WITH WHEN YOU MIX A PARAKEET WITH A
HORSE? WELL I DID JUST THAT. SEE WHAT I WOUND UP WITH CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN FEBRUARY 2002
FEBRUARY 22, 2002 READ A STORY ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING ENCOUNTER
WITH MY BUGGY UNCLE HAROLD AT A RESTAURANT CLICK HERE
FEBRUARY 15, 2002 SEE A PICTURE OF A MAN SUFFERING WITH A WOOL SUIT CLICK HERE
FEBRUARY 8, 2002 NEW ON MY MUSIC PAGE. A SONG ABOUT A MAN AND HIS PET
FLEA. IT IS CALLED MY PET FLEA AND ME CLICK HERE
FEBRUARY 1, 2002 I FINEALLY GOT MYSELF SOME NEW WHEELS SO I DON’T HAVE TO
WALK ANYMORE. THEIR GREAT. CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JANUARY 2002
JANUARY 25,2002 NEW ON MY SOUND PAGE. GRANDPA’S LAZY GRANDCHILDREN COME
VISITING AGAIN. THIS TIME THEY MAKE A MESS WITH POPCORN. CLICK HERE
JANUARY 18,2002 THIS ADDITION DEALS WITH A SHORT STORY OF A BAD DAY I
HAD, AND IN A WAY IT IS KIND OF FUNNY BUT NOT AT THE TIME. IT IS CALLED
SOMETHING STUPID I DID ONCE.
FOR THIS CLICK HERE
JANUARY 11,2002 I LOST MY NICE
HOUSE AND FOUND NEW DWELLING. COME SEE IT FOR YOURSELF CLICK HERE
JANUARY 4,2002 TAKE A LOOK AT A FAMILY IN THE 1800’S COMPARED TO A
FAMILY IN 2000’S
TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN DECEMBER 2001
DECEMBER 28,2001 A NEW SONG ABOUT PEEDEE THE BIRD AND THE
ONE WORD HE WAS STUCK ON CLICK
HERE
DECEMBER 21,2001 THIS IS ABOUT A NEW GROUP WHICH DEVELOPED AFTER POSTING
THE ONE BELOW OF ONES HAVING TROUBLE
EATING JUNKFOOD CLICK HERE
DECEMBER 14,2001 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH EATING TOO MUCH JUNKFOOD?
HERE IS THE ANSWER FOR YOU CLICK HERE
DECEMBER 7,2001 WATCH MY FIRST LITTLE VERY SHORT MOVIE DEALING WITH A MOUSE AND A MOUSE TRAP CLICK HERE
ADDITIONS STARTING IN NOVEMBER 2001
NOVEMBER 30,2001 COME SEE MY NEW CARD PLAYING PARTNER. MY PET BIRD CLICK HERE
NOVEMBER 23,2001 A NEW SONG CALLED HENRY THE HOMELY HENCH-HOG MAN, VERY TOUCHING CLICK HERE
NOVEMBER 16,2001 LEARN MORE ABOUT KLUNKERVILLES FAMOUS CARROTS AND THE REASON BEHIND WHY THEY ARE SO FAMOUS CLICK HERE
NOVEMBER 9,2001 LEARN ABOUT BILLY BOB THE BELL-HOP BOY CLICK HERE FOR THIS
NOVEMBER 7,2001 THE MOVEMENT OF THIS WEBSITE TO A NEW LOCATION. AND AN
EXCELENT LOCATION IT IS TOO. NOW THERE SHOULD BE MORE STEADY UPDATES ON A
REGULAR BASES (REASON FOR MOVING AGAIN? THE FREE HOSTING ENDED WHERE IT WAS)
ADDITIONS STARTING IN JUNE 2001
JUNE 25, 2001 NEW
ON MY SOUND PAGE. LISTEN TO A LITTLE PLAY OF GRANDPA AND HIS NO GOOD LAZY
GRANDSONS. CLICK HERE FOR THIS
JUNE 18, 2001 THE REMAKE OF THE
KLUNKERVILLE WEBSITE. I HAVE MOVED HERE FROM ANOTHER LOCATION . WHAT A MOVE.