MY PET FLEA AND ME
I took a ride on a flea,
And crashed into a
thimble tree.
I was all right,
and so was the
flea.
We flew ‘round a
little hill.
Down below is my friend
Bill.
The flea stung
him,
and he’s
scratching still.
Near the ground I
scooped some figs.
They were full of
willy jigs.
I threw them out,
and knocked out
some pigs.
We got done flying
for the day.
My pet flea he did
stray,
for he went home,
back to his wife
Fay.