DOFINE : I knew it! They were sent to force a settlement, eh. Blind me, we're done for! [it's the "blind me" that is stupid]
OBI-WAN : Offhand, I'd say this mission is past the negotiaion stage. [this is dumb because Obi-Wan says this as he's fighting droidikas]
OBI-WAN : Master, why do you keep dragging these pathetic life forms along with us?...Here, take over. [he says this in Jar Jar's presence, too, how rude, even if it is true]
ANAKIN : An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the Moons of Iego I think. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They are good and kind, and so pretty they make even the most hardened spice pirate cry. [gag]
PADME : I'm sorry. I don't fully understand. This is a
strange world to me.
ANAKIN : You are a strange girl to me. [this almost works, I guess]
JAR JAR : Mesa doen nutten!
ANAKIN : Fear attracts the fearful. He (Sebulba) was trying to overcome his fear by
squashing you...be less afraid.
PADME : And that works for you.
ANAKIN : To a point. [nice philosophical point, Ani]
SHMI : Oh, my!! Ani, what's this?
ANAKIN : These are my friends, Mom. This is Padme, and...gee, I don't know
any of your names.
QUI-GON : I'm Qui-Gon Jinn, and this is Jar Jar Binks.
PADME : ...and our droid, Artoo-Detoo.
ANAKIN : I'm building a droid. You wanna see?
SHMI : Anakin! Why are they here?
ANAKIN : A sandstorm, Mom. Listen. [this makes Shmi sound heartless, I don't like it]
ANAKIN : I'm the only human who can do it. Mom, what? I'm not bragging. It's true. Watto says he's never heard of a human doing it. [no, Ani, you're bragging, but we are impressed]
PADME : We owe you everything.
ANAKIN : Just feeling this good was worth it. [right]
ANAKIN : A Jedi! Mighty blasters, you mean I get to go with you in your starship and everything?! [mighty blasters?]
THREEPIO : Master, Ani, you are my maker, and I wish you well. Although I'd like it better if I were a little less naked. [what are you talking about, Threepio, you're always naked]
KITSTER : Well.
ANAKIN : Well.
KITSTER : Thanks for every moment you've been here. You're my best friend.
ANAKIN : I won't forget. [sigh, that's beautiful]
SHMI : Ani, remember when you climbed the great dune in order to chase the Banthas away so they wouldn't be shot... Remember how you collapses several times, exhausted thinking you couldn't do it? This is one of those times when you have to do something you don't think you can do. I know how strong you are, Ani. I know you can do this... [thanks for the pointless story, mom]
AMIDALA : I move for a
"vote of no confidence"...in Chancellor Valorum's leadership.
VALORUM : What?...No! [I think his silent reaction was much more powerful than if he had spoken]
VALORUM : Palpatine, I thought you were my ally...my friend. You have betrayed me! How could you do this? [that's what you get for teaming up with Palpy]
ANAKIN : I know we're in trouble! Hang on! The way out of this mess is the way we got into it. [I have no clue what that means]
ANAKIN : Great gobs of bantha poo-doo![I shudder at this line]
ANAKIN : Everything's overheated. All the lights are red. [If he built a pod racer, shouldn't he be able to describe a mechanical problem better?]
ANAKIN : Darn...I missed! [darn it all to heck]
BRAVO TWO : He flew into the hold, behind the deflector shield and blasted
the main reactor...
BRAVO THREE : Amazing... They don't teach that in the academy. [no, but you would have learned that had you watched the ROTJ]