2. Thou shalt not demonstrate thine computer genius by breaking into my web shell and transforming my site into oblivion.

3. Thou may express a dislike for this web site, but if thou hast anything against Star Wars, thou should keep it to thyself.

4. All my guests have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

5. Thou shalt not use the stupid guest book to seduce children, ask for dirty pictures, satisfy any other perversion, or sell amway products.

6. Thou shalt never question the existence of the Force in any guest book entry, comment, or submission to this site of any kind.

7. Thou shalt not be excessively disrespectful to any other guests of this site.

8. Thou shalt not make any negative comment about George Lucas in any guest book entry, e-mail, or submission of any kind.

9. Thou shalt not kill any human in the name of this web site.