I got her in my head
At night when I go to bed
And I know it sounds lame
But she's the girl of my dreams
And of course, I'd do anything for her
I'd search the moons of Endor
I'd even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine
Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night I fall asleep with you
But I wake up alone
And even though I'm not as cool as Han
I still wanna be your man
You're exactly the kind of Alderaanian that I need
But when you were available
I was drinking colt 45's with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina on Mos Eisley
Princess Leia where are you tonight
And who's laying there by your side
Every night I fall asleep with you
But I wake up alone
"The Saga Begins"
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Running With Scissors
A long, long time ago in a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation in
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us,
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas,
Then met JarJar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine,
That's where we found this boy.
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave,
But he can use the force they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the Queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her some day
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I heard how fast his pod could go
And we were broke it's true,
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flying ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place,
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singing my, my this here Anakin guy,
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant,
The jedi council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the council was impressed of course,
Could he bring balance to the force
They interviewed the kid,
Oh training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear,
And Qui-Gon said "now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear,
I still will teach this boy."
He was singing my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo,
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to,
I, frankly, would have liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war,
And it wasn't long at all before,
Little hot shot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some gungans died,
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin',
The battle droids were broken
And the jedi I admired most,
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost,
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singing my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
He left his home an kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon I'm gonna be a jedi,
Soon I'm gonna be a jedi"
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Saying "soon I'm gonna be a jedi"
"Wonderful"
Everclear
Songs from an American Movie, Volume One: Learning How to Smile
Hey, ain't life wonderful?
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful...isn't it wonderful now?
I close my eyes when I get to sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope it's over when I open them
I want the things that I had before
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten
Make everything be wonderful again
Hope my mom and I hope my dad
Will fugure out why they get so mad
Hear them scream and I hear them fight
Say bad words and make me want to cry
Close my eyes when I go to bed
And dream of angles who make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
Everything will be wonderful some day
Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now
Na na na na na na na
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now
I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that it's all okay
I like to laugh so my friends won't know
When the bell rings I just don't want to go home
Go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe I have a new life
I don't believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful some day
Promises mean everything when your little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
When you tell me everything is wonderful now
I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
I don't wanna hear you say
That I will understand some day
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna hear you say
You both have grown in a different way
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna meet your friends
And I don't wanna start all over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
Somedays I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and Everything
Please don't tell me eveything is wonderful now
I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
"Yoda"
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Dare to be Stupid
I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name
And in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet
But he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Now, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight of course
He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said
"Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So, I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda....
"Star Wars Gangsta Rap"
by ?
words courtesy of Paploo
It's not the east or the west side. No, it's not the north or the south side! No it's not! It's the Dark Side! You are correct! You hide from the Empire! To all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up! What is thy bidding, my Master? It's a disaster! It's Skywalker we're after. What if he could be turned to the Dark Side? Yes, he'd be a powerful ally. Another Dark Jedi! He will join us or die! We got a Death Star! We got a Death Star! We got a Death Star! We got a Death Star! We got a Death Star! We got a Death Star! And you know that we got it! Death Star!.....Luke! Where are those two droids I asked for? Where's the landspeeder? Did you clean your room?.....I'm blowin.' I know I'm on probation! I cleaned the droids, can I go to Toshi Station? I got a deal on a power converter! But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder! Luke! Use the Force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah! Luke! Use the Force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah!......I'm Yoda! Judge me not by my size cause you won't believe your eyes when you see the X-wing rise! Yoda, why ya bein' a player hater? You know I still gotta confront Lord Vader! But Luke, not ready are you! But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew! A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do! So Vader, I'm coming for you!.....Good, now release your anger! Ow! Why'd you cut off my hand? It's imperitive that you understand. Obi-Wan never told you about your father. Tell me, what about your father! He told me enough he told me you killed him. Then there's something I must reveal then. I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! I'm your father! Knock him out the box, Luke! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke! Knock him out! Knock him out the box, Luke!
"Fame (What She's Wanting)"
by SR-71
Now You See Inside
Staring down from 30,000 feet above the planet
She gets a sense nothing's behind her anymore
Her quest for fame has left her nothing short of a fanatic
For a chance to be the one that we adore
Fame's what she's wanting
You can't go to far when that's who you are...because
Fame's what she wanting
Not a face in the crowd just a disposable pop star
They called her a princess cause they always knew she'd be a servant
Never having an ambition in her life
They all knew she'd end up just another loser's girlfriend
Who'd a thought she'd become a Jedi Knight
Bittersweet the tast of.....
"Lightsabre"
To the Music of "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees
Luke, he is a man who is in the Jedi clan
Lord Vader is his dad, but it's a secret.
And then Luke and Obi-Wan
Got Chewbacca and Han
To take them to Alderaan
But it was in pieces.
And that sweet little princess who's waiting inside
Sure seems to like Han Solo.
Ben will teach Luke the Force
About his power and his might.
Give him a lightsabre, lightsabre
And teach him how to use it.
Give Luke that lightsabre, lightsabre
Ben knows how to show it.
There he is, flying in his X-wing so fast.
He is why I am standing in line.
Luke saves the day.
He's a Jediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
Lightsabre, lightsabre. He knows how to use it.
Using that lightsabre, lightsabre....
"The Number of the Beast"
Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast
I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind
What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy
Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
Cos in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair
The night was black was no use holding back
Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released
Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight
This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerise me...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me
I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the Force
I have the power to make my evil take its course
