The 10 Commandments for Cats:
1. Thou shalt take a nap, then eat.
2. Thou shalt take a nap, then eat.
3. Ditto
4. Ditto
5. Ditto
6. Ditto
7. Ditto
8. Ditto
9. Ditto
10. Ditto
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Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives fulfilling their expectations.--Irving Townsend
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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.--James Gorman
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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
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Old cats mean youn mice - Italian Proverb
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No tame animal has lost less of its native dignity or maintained more of its ancient reserve. The domestic cat might rebel tomorrow - William Conway
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Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.- Unknown
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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You can tell your cat anything and he'll still love you. If you lose your job or your best friend, your cat will think no less of you.--Helen Powers
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
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A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.--Albert Einstein
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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One cat just leads to another.
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
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There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
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I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely encircle itself. It was so fit and beautifully neat, that gesture, and so self-satisfied, so complacent.--Ann Morrow Lindbergher
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.--John Dingman
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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.--Jerome K. Jerome
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats - Albert Schweitzer.
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
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"To gain the friendship of a cat is a difficult thing. The cat is philosophical, methodical, quiet animal, tenacious of it's own habits, fond of order and cleanliness, and it does not lightly confer its friendship. If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. He keeps his free will, though he loves, and he will not do for you what he thinks is unreasonable. But if he once gives himself to you it is with absolute confidence and affection"
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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.--Jim Davis
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When you're special to a cat, you're special indeed...she brings to you the gift of her preference of you, the sight of you, the sound of your voice, the touch of your hand.--Leonore Fleisher
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The smallest feline is a masterpiece.--Leonardo Da Vinci
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Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.--Oliver Herford
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Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed...the Great Cat.--Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes
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To err is human, to purr is feline.--Robert Byrne
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They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?"--Samuel Butler
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I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.--Hippolyte Taine
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Cats don't like change without their consent.--Roger A. Caras
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Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.--Jean Burden
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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.--Carl Van Vechten
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't.--Nan Porter
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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.--Monica Edwards
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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.--Joseph Epstein
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The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.--George Will
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God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.--Fernand Mery
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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.--Mark Twai
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.--Ernest Menaul
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- Cat's do what they want -
They rarely listen to you
-They're totally unpredictable
- They whine when they are not happy
- When you want to play, they want to be alone
- When you want to be alone, they want to play
- They expect you to cater to their every whim
- They're moody
- They leave hair everywhere
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg
THEY'RE TINY LITTLE WOMEN IN CHEAP FUR COATS!!
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Among animals, cats are the top-hatted, frock-coated statesmen going about their affairs at their own pace.--Robert Sterns
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