Sound Clips From the Film
Sparrow shares his laundry tips with Major Cook

Major Cook:	Eh? What's this? Another ..ah.. business venture?
Sparrow:	Uh ha. This is the big money maker. Watch it! My shirts are the envy of the castle. Feel that. Like a board!
Major Cook:	Hey, how'd ya get the starch?
Sparrow:	Porridge!
Major Cook:	What?
Sparrow:	Breakfast Porridge!
Major Cook:	Porridge.
Sparrow:	Uh ha. Don't tell the cook!