Garfield's Cat Commandments Page
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By The Ventures
 
September 11, 2001
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Cat Commandments
1.Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
2.Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
3.Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
4.Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are not transparent.
5.Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
6.Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
7.Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
8.Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
9.Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
10.Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
11.Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
12.Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
13.Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4 a.m.
14.Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
15.Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
16.Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
17.Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
18.Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
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