MORTIBUS DARKUUL'S ASYLUM

Helping the sane turn to madness!

Ah, yes, here it is alas, after ages of procrastination I have finally brought this page alive. It is still a bit rudimentary at the moment, but I had to put something on here. So without further ado, I welcome you to MORTIBUS DARKUUL'S ASYLUM OF MACABRE.

(WARNING: NOT FOR THE SENSITIVE OR THE WEAKMINDED. IF YOU NEGATE THIS WARNING AND FIND IT DIFFICULT TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER OR YOU JUST CAN'T HELP BUT INSULT ME DURING YOUR STAY HERE, THEN I HAVE DONE MY JOB WELL; AND AGAIN, PLEASE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE ANY OF MY WORK OR I WILL BE FORCED TO UNRAVEL YOUR INTESTINES AND HANG YOU BY THEM. PLAGIARISTS ARE IGNOMINIOUS PEOPLE WITH NO CREATIVITY OR TALENT AND THUS DESERVE NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD)

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