Things You Should Never Say To Vejita (TYSNSTV)

• Go up to him and sing "you look like a monkey and you smell like one too!"
• start a conversation w/ him like so: "Vejita, your fighting is as bad as your looks" 'so?' "So I'm surprised you're still alive"
• Tell him he has something wrapped around his neck and then point out that it's his head!
• say "Trunks is so lucky to have gotten his mother's hair. Yours is receding to the top of your head!"
• "What's that smell? Oh, Vejita, it's just you."
• "*burp*"
• "Come back here and fight like a man, ya wimp monkey!"
• "Vejita and a monkey sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
• "Vejita mated w/ his grandma!!!!!"
• "Are you sure Trunks is YOUR son? It's just that he's way too preppy" (no offense, Trunks lovers. It's just something ya should never say)

• There was a time when I thought it would be funny to tease Vejita. I mean let's face it, it's fun to tease people who have sticks up their rears..::cowers::...I MEAN! That are 'sensitive'! ..... ....pushy...OW! Would you quit it! I'm tellin' it! ::back to reader:: So one day I came across Vejita, lying in the grass, bloodied, beaten, bruised, and unable to get up and kick the tar out of me (I owed him six bucks at the time.). So I decided this would probably be the last and ONLY chance I would ever get to taunt him mercilessly. So I sidled up to him, whilst he moaned and groaned in agonizing pain. "Ahem! Hey Vejita, you got beat up AGAIN, I see." "Go away..." "Oh...wittle monkey head wanna be weft awone? Whattsa matter, Oh Grand High Pointy Haired one? Bulma make you sleep outside again? Or did Crillon finally get the best of you? Not that, THAT would be too difficult." "You're Satan, aren't you?" "Nope, Satan's earth name is Ira. I'm not THAT evil. If I were Satan I'd kick you and then mention that you're head is two times too large for your body." "Grrrrrr......." "Oh, gee Vejita I'm sorry! Did I hurt your feelings? I wouldn't have said anything if I knew you had any." "When I recover you're dead, girl! You hear me?!" "How couldn't I hear you? Your voice carries to Namek....well...the dust formerly known as Namek." Well it should have dawned on me the second I heard that threat to kill him. Or at least apoligize. Or beg for mercy.....or something. But I just walked away. A few weeks later who should happen upon my doorstep but, Vejita? Suffice to say I was in traction for two months and I'm still eating through a straw, but I learned a valuable lesson that day, if you taunt Vejita, Kill him afterwards....OW!OW! Don't bend my leg that way! I'm sorry!....Fine then....The moral of the story is and I quote him on this "Never taunt Vejita the King of all the Universe, Oh great and mighty Vejita we hail thee!"......>_< Poo head.....OW! Ok! Ok!.....
  Vejita: You think she would have learned by now.
  Story copyright (C) Lauren Bernier 2000. Vejita is copyright of someone else who's not me. I've written this specifically for the "Things you should never say to Vejita" segment for "MY Crazy Page" It may only be used on another page by gaining direct permission from Sarah, whose page I like. If you steal it w/out permission I will be forced to sick Vejita on you. (Despite what you may think are ...somewhat freinds....I hold Bulma back, he runs away...He beats whoever I dun' like...)Thanks.

• "Your ego is the size of Jupiter!" (I'd like to, though!)
• "Are you in love with spandex?"
• "MAN! Look at all that FLAB!"
• "I could very easily beat you up."
• "Hey, Vejita! I've just found the perfect opponent for you--a bird!"
• "Poor Bulma...She deserves so much better than you..."
• "Awww...Don't cry, Vejita."
• "This is the perfect Saiyajin defined: not you."
  New ones start here
• "Vejita, you are SUCH a BAKA. I mean, you let Bobbity(Bobady?) control you just so you could fight Goku!"
• "So, Vejita, how's it goin' with the support group?"
• "Um, I don't know if you realize this, but...you have a black tree growing out of your head."
• "Oh, Veji-Chan! I've got the PERFECT song for you! Hee hee! It goes to the tune of the Veggie Tales theme song! Hee hee hee! *ahem* If you are a psychopath. If full moons can make you smile. If you like to blow up GRs while forgetting your attempts to rule the world are futile...Have I got a show for YOU. Veji's tail, Veji's tail, Veji's tail, Veji's tail! (etc)"