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Sneak Peak of The Grossest Story Ever Told! Note: Some of the words are coded so that you can't read what it says. Ha ha. July 18, 1987 I took Sully home and told her to get some sleep. While she went inside, I sped off. I jumped out of my car, went inside a corner store and used the payphone within. I called information for help as to where I could find a costume shop. They asked me where I was so I started to tell them as I turned to look at my surroundings and realized, I was in a costume shop. So I hung up the phone and began looking through the selection. Finally I found what I was looking for. A sdcoa d socumte ahtt saw d peace fo tish. Kd, lfd n'nea alefsrtkld, ald asomvue si fo d peace fo tish. I flashed the lady my badge and ran out the door with the costume. I got into the car, drove back to Sully's house, still in the car I slipped on the costume. Ran up the stairs in the apartment building with everyone laughing and calling me a piece of sh#t. I found her apartment door. I opened it, and sneakily crawled inside. I ducked into the closet as Sully came out of the bathroom and plopped onto her bed. Obviously the junk I gave her hadn't worn off. I ran into the bathroom while her face lay down in her pillow. I picked up the toilet lid and plopped inside. I tried to fit the best I could, this is where I wait. Soon she will have to take a dump odg d kaaw idnf oats Daooly Igs Dodksoach. Read the whole
adventure July 10th
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