***After a long day at the recording studio rami plumits himself into the living room couch next to his beautiful wife Alicia. He begins to flip through the TV channels***
Rami: I can't believe there's nothing good on TV!!
Alicia: Rami dear you know better than to expect something good to be on at this time.
Rami: yeah yeah (turning off the TV)I'm just so bored!! (puts his head against the couch pillow and looks up at the ceiling in boredom)
**A couple of minutes pass by**
Rami: I know! (cuddling with Alicia) why don't we go to the movies together. We haven't done that in a long time.
Alicia: Oh my gosh I totally forgot!! (getting up quickly and pushing Rami aside)
Rami: What what?!!!
Alicia: I was supposed to take Tovy to mother's today!! (rushing and trying to find the car keys)
Rami: can't you take her tomorrow??
Alicia: I'm sorry hon but mother won't be home tomorrow it's bridge night for her.
Rami: Silly me how could I forget bridge night.
Alicia: (yelling) Tovy we're going to see grandma!!
**Tovy comes rushing in with one of her favorite dolls**
Tovy: Grandma's house yaaaaaay!!!!! (all excited)
Alicia: I'm sorry I'll see you later ok? (kissing Rami)
Rami: Yeah ok.
Alicia: Give daddy a kiss Tovy.
Tovy: Bye daddy (kissing him on the cheek) I love you!
Rami: (kissing her back) I love you too sweetheart have fun at grandma's!
**Alicia takes Tovy by the hand and they head on over to their car and drive on home to grandma's**
Rami: (crashing his head against the couch pillow) *sigh* What am I going to do now. Hmm maybe Mike will want to go to the movies (gets up and dials Mike's number)
Mike: Hello?
Rami: (faking a voice and making it deeper) Can I please speak to Mr. Michael Ward please.
Mike: Yes this is he may I ask who's calling?
Rami: This is the FBI we're investigating a murder case and we need you....
Mike: What murder case? Is this some kind of joke? I don't know what your talking about.
Rami: I am sorry sir but the house is surrounded you have no where to go!!
Mike: What?!! What the hell are you talking about!!
Rami: (bursts laughing) I gotcha there didn't I?!! (continues laughing)
Mike: Very funny Rami, looks like someone has too much free time on his hands.
Rami: Yeah I'm pretty bored right now, listen are you really busy?
Mike: yeah I was just finishing some laundry and I need to do the dishes.
Rami: Hmm it's your night huh??
Mike: yeah yeah don't start!!
Rami: Do you want to catch a movie after your done?
Mike: Yeah I guess I can I'll come over in an hour or so how's that?
Rami: yeah that's fine I'll call the other guys.
**Rami hangs up and calls the rest of the guys and they all agree to go. Much to Rami's surprise jakob even accepted the offer. They all agreed to meet at Rami's house**
**Door bell rings**
Rami: (Openning door) Hey guys come in!**Greg, Mario and Jakob walk in**
Greg: Where's Mike?
Rami: Mike had some stuff to finish back home (closing the door)...
Mike: Hey don't close the door on my face! Rami: Whoa I didn't see you!
Mike: Well everyone ready to go?? (walking in)
Greg: (smelling Mike) What's that smell?
Mario: (smelling Mike) Yeah you smell a lot!Mike: Hey hey I showered today ok!
Greg: You smell like *sniff* *sniff* Snuggles.
Jakob: Snuggles?
Mario: No *sniff* *sniff* it's more like Bounce.
Greg: I'd say it's snuggles though.
Mike: It's Bounce ok I may have put too many sheets in the dryer ok! Can we get going now!!
**They all agree to go and they hop into the car and head on over to the movie theatre. On their way over, however, they continued to make fun of Mike. Some time passes and they finally arrive at the theatre**
Mike: Ahh finally! (getting out of the car and stretching)
Jakob: I don't know about this, look at all the teenyboppers out there!
Mike: Don't worry Jake I'm here to protect you! (putting his arm arounf Jakob)
Jakob: Thanks Mike I feel better already. (patting Mike's back)
Mario: So what movie are we going to see?
Rami: I have no idea anyone have any suggestions?
Mike: Saving Private Ryan!
Mario: Isn't that movie too graphic?
Mike: Aww don't chicken out on me Mario!
Mario: I'm not I'm just...
Mike: Let's see Saving Private Ryan ok I heard it was very good.
Greg: Yeah whatever I don't really care which movie we see.
Mike: Good I'll get the tickets.
**Mike heads on over to the ticket booth and buys the tickets. He then quickly goes to the guys and gives them each their ticket.**
Mike: Hurry the movie starts in 5 minutes!
**They all move quickly towards the usher**
Usher: First door to your left sir enjoy the movie (tearing Jakob's ticket)
**The Usher continues to tear tickets and then he gets to Mario**
Usher: Umm I'm sorry sir I can't let you in.
Mario: (surprised) What? Why?!
Usher: This is a rate 'R' movie and minors are'nt allowed.
Mario: Minor?? I'm not a minor I'm....
Mike: Mario hurry up!!
Usher: Is he with you sir?
Mike: Yes he is.
Usher: I'm sorry (getting Mario's ticket) Enjoy the movie young man (tearing his ticket)
Mario: (walking towards the door) i can't believe he thought I was a minor!!
Mike: Well Mario sh*t happens sometimes. Lets just go in and watch the movie.
**Mike and Mario finally catch up to the rest of the gang and they decide to sit in the middle of the theatre to get a good view. As they sit the lights go out and the movie starts.**
Rami: Yeah we got here just in time!
**The movie begins and all of the guys are watching attently. then a litle boy sitting behind rami with his father begins making comments**
Boy: Yeah guts!!!**People just ignore him**
Boy: Whoa did you see how the guy's arm ripped off dad?? Cool!!!
Dad: Yes keep it down!**he begins to talk louder**
Boy: Guts guts guts!!!!!!
Rami: (turning around) Shh!!!!
Boy: Daddy that man over there shhhed me!
dad: well you asked for it I thought I told you to keep it down. Just sit there and watch the movie.
Boy: No one says shh to me!
**The boy noticed Rami's long hair and gives out an evil smile**
Rami: Ooow! (says it quietly)
Greg: What's wrong?
Rami: I think the little boy behind me just pulled my hair.
Greg: He's just a kid, ignore him.
Rami: I guess.
**Rami goes back to watching the movie and the little boy tugs Rami's hair again**Rami: He did it again! (whispering to Greg)
**The little boy really tugs Rami's hair this time**
Rami: Hey stop pulling my hair ok?
Boy: I'm not pulling your hair!
Dad: John you better stop pulling this man's hair! I'm really sorry sir it won't happen again i promise.
Rami: It's ok (turning around)
**The boy turned red with anger and was now mmore furious than ever before. he starts throwing popcorn at Rami's hair.**
Rami: (to Greg) The kid's now throwing popcorn at me!
Greg: Just ignore him (gets smacked in the face with a fistful of popcorn) Hey!! (turning around and telling he kid)
Rami: (to the kid ) Could you please stop throwing popcorn we're watching the movie ok?
Dad: I'm so sorry, John if you know what's good for you you'll stop misbehaving! I'm going to get a coke ok I don't want you to get into any trouble you hear?
Boy: Yeah dad I'll be good.
**The dad leaves and the little boy sees it as the perfect time to get back at Rami. He starts kicking Mike's seat as he starts to plan what he'll do to Rami**
Mike: Kid can you knock that off please!
**Another victim the litle boy thought. He grabbed his empty can of popcorn and smothered his hands in butter and looked at Mike's head**
Boy: That'll teach ya! (putting his hands on Mike's head)
Mike: What the hell!!! What do you think your doing!! (in a loud voice)
Boy: Pay sucker pay!! (spearding hte butter throughout Mike's head)
Mike: Stop!! (getting a hold of the kid's hands) Why the hell did you do that for??!!!
Boy: Arrrrr (freeing his hands) take this you moron!! (and takes a gum out of his mouth and places it on Rami's hair)
Rami: Ahhh!! My hair!!
Greg: Kid what's your problem??!!!
Boy: Take that and that!!! (throwing his shoes towards Mario and jakob)
Mario: Ahh!! this is getting out of hand!
Jakob: Lets just get out of here!
**The guys get up and starts to leave when the little boy gets on the seat and throws himself at Rami.**Rami: Get off!!!
Boy: No!!! (choking Rami and kicking him in the stomach)
Greg: Get off!!! (trying to get the kid off)
Mike: Get off you little....
**The lights go on and everyone sees the guys struggling yet no one offers to help. Jakob is terrified at the site of teenyboppers recognizing him and going after him**
A girl: It's Jakob Dylan!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (running towards Jakob)
Jakob: I'm getting out of here!! (trying to jump the seats but a girl grabs his leg)A girl: I love you Jakob!!
Jakob: Let go!! (tugging his leg)
Another girl: I love you!! (grabbing his other leg)
**Soon there's a whole mob of teeny boppers swarming around Jakob trying to touch him and tear his clothes off.**
Jakob: Mario help me!! (stretching out his hand)
Mario: Grab my hand!!! (struggling to get to Jakob and holding out his hand)
**Jakob grabs Mario's hand but hte force of the crowd was too strong and they loose their grip.**
Jakob: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Mario: Somebody please help us!!
Mike: get off!!! (finally managing to get this kid off Rami and throws him into the teenybopper crowd)
Rami: *gasp* (holding his throat) God I never thought I'd get him off me!
Jakob: Help!!!
Mario: You guys have to help me get Jakob out of there!!
Mike: Greg you go high I go low!
Greg: right!!
**Both greg and mike head on over ot the crowd and greg and Mike struggle to find their way to Jakob. Greg then tries to get the girls off jakob from the top and Mike gets the girls off from jakob's legs**
Mike: Get off!! (smacking a girl's hand)
Greg: Argh!! Someone bit me!!
**Mario then again tries top reach Jakob's hand and finally does. He and Rami help pull him out while Mike and Greg took care of the girls. Jakob got out of the crowd with a sleeve missing, his pants torn and all messed up.**
Jakob: For God's sake lets get out of here!
**The guys decide to make a run for it after Greg and Mike stopped stalling the crowd. They head out of the theatre and the crowd follows them. They get to Rami's car...**
Mike: Rami damn it hurry up they're coming!!Rami: I can't find the keys!!
Mario: They're coming!!
Greg: Lets just break the window (looking for something to throw at the window)
Rami: What?! No way!! (searching in his pockets for the keys) here here they are! (trying to open the car)
Jakob: Hurry!! What the..? ( a girl who managed to sneak behind the truck next tot he car grabs his leg) Rami hurry up!! (trying ot shake her off)
Mario: Let go!! (grabbing the girl and trying to get her off)
Rami: There! (opening the car) hurry they're coming fast!
**they guys get in and Mario manages to get the girl off Jakob**
Mike: Step on it Rami!!
**The crowd finally catches up and starts rocking the car**
Rami: I can't they're all over the place!!
Greg: Just go slowly and they'll start to clear up.
**Rami starts the car and move sit slowly being careful not to run over anyone and as the crowd started to clear he stepped on the gas.**
Rami: We're lucky to be in one piece (padding his suite looking for a cigar)
Jakob: never again is all I have to say.
Rami: Oh man look at what the kid did to the cigar! (showing it to the guys) what a waste of a perfectly good cigar! can we stop somewhere and get some?Everyone: NOO!!!
Rami: Fine!!
Mike: remind me who's idea was it to go to the movies?
**Everyone looks at Rami**
Rami: Hey how was I supposed to know all this was going to happen?!
Jakob: Never mind that lets just go home.
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