THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY
Here are some of my favorite quotes from movies, tv shows, books, music, etc. If you have any you would like to see here, feel free to email me.
"If oppurtunity doesn't knock, build a door." -- Milton Berle
"Bravery never goes out of fashion." -- William Makepiece Thakery
"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot." -- Steven Wright
"Knowledge is power if you know it about the right person." -- Ethal Watts Mumford
"Laziness is nothing but resting before you get tired." -- Jules Renard
"The key to everything is patience, you get the chicken by hatching the egg, not smashing it." -- Arnold H. Gaslow
"Solitude is a great place to visit, but a poor place to stay." -- Josh Billings
"We usually see only the things we are looking for so much that we sometimes see them where they are not." -- Eric Hoffer
"Nothing is work unless you'd rather be doing something else." -- George Halas
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"I love the smell of commerce in the morning."--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"You dumb b*st*rd! It's not a scooner, it's a sailboat."--Willem, 'Mallrats'
"That kid is back on the escalator!"--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"Are you insane? The guy looks like a date rapist!"--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite."--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"Boy wonder? I'm all man, Lady!"--Jason Lee, 'Mallrats'
"Excitement? Adventure? A jedi craves not these things." Silent Bob, 'Mallrats'
"Inside most people there's a feeling of being seperate, seperate from everything. But they're wrong. They're a part of absolute everyone and everything."--Sean Patrick Flanery, 'Powder'
Wyatt: "Well, I'll be damned.
Doc: "You may indeed, if you get lucky."
--Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer, 'Tombstone'
"I'd rather put this out in my ass."--Janeane Garafalo, 'Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion'
"I got a big bag of shh with your name on it."--Mike Myers as Dr. Evil, 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'
"I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!"--Buzz, 'Home Alone'
"Take this quarter. Go down town and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."--John Candy, 'Uncle Buck'
"Yes, I am master of my domain."--Jerry Seinfeld, 'Seinfeld'
"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all the world's problems."--Homer Simpson, 'The Simpsons'
"She tastes like a peach."--Christian Slater, 'True Romance'
"No women, no kids."--Jean Reno, 'The Professional'
"Is life always this hard or just when you're a kid?" "Always this hard."--Natalie Portman and Jean Reno, 'The Professional'
"What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you a mangled animal carcass, you take it."--Matthew Perry, 'Friends'
"Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it."--Matthew Perry, 'Friends'
"You're always brilliant in the morning. Smoking your cigarettes and talking over coffee."--Jewel, 'Foolish Games'
"I've been living off of coffee and nicotine."--Sheryl Crow, 'Everyday is a Winding Road'
"If you were any other man, I'd kill you were you stand."--Michael Dorn, 'Star Trek: First Contact'
"How can I be so thirsty this morning, when I drank so much last night?"--T-Shirt
"I don't murder anybody on our wedding day."--Woody Harrelson, 'Natural Born Killers'
"You ain't seen nothing yet."--Woody Harrelson, 'Natural Born Killers'
"Well, have you ever seen a nun call a small child a 'f*cking c*nt-rag'"--Ben Affleck, 'Chasing Amy'
"Your mother's a tracer!"--Jason Lee, 'Chasing Amy'
"Get the f*ck outta my store!"--Brian, 'Pizza Hut'
"A single tear rolls down my cheek."--Dennis Hopper, 'Waterworld'
"It's the stuff that dreams are made of."--Humphrey Bogart, 'The Maltese Falcon'
"I'd love to have a stereotype like that."--Howard Stern, 'Private Parts'
"All the world is schlock!"--Adam Sandler, 'Sex or Weightlifting'
"If her skirt gets any shorter, she's going to have to start shaving."--Marvin Craig
"A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."--Rudyard Kipling
"Live and let live, Fairly take and fairly give."--The Wiccan Rede
"What's in a name? that which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet;"--William Shakespeare, 'Romeo & Juliet'
"True to love ever be, unless thy lover is false to thee."--The Wiccan Rede
"For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."--William Shakespeare, 'Romeo & Juliet'
"Sometimes, not often, but sometimes I like the idea of a chick with a horse."--Jason Lee, 'Chasing Amy'
"I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau."--Ben Affleck, 'Chasing Amy'
"If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing happened."--Ben Affleck, 'Chasing Amy'
"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for instance."--John Ruskin
"It is not the thief who is hanged, but the one who is caught stealing."--Czech Proverb
"Even the lion has to defend himself against the flies."--German Proverb
"The devil can sight Scripture for his purpose."--William Shakespeare
"Evil often triumphs, but never conquers."--Joseph Roux
"Let's go hand in hand, not one before another."--William Shakespeare
"The worst of faces is still human."--Johann Kasper Lavater
"A true friend is one soul in two bodies."--Aristotyle
"Drunkenness is nothing, but voluntary madness."--Lucius Senca
"Judge not, that ye be not judged."--Matthew 7:1
"Some women blush when they are kissed; some call the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh."--Anonymous
"It is a misery to be born, a pain to live, a trouble to die."--St. Bernard of Clairvaux
"Do you know you have asked for the costliest thing ever made by the Hand above-a woman's heart, and a woman's life and a woman's wonderful love?"--Mary T Lathrop
"When I had money everyone called me brother."--Polish proverb
"I'd give a year's salary to peak under there."--Johnny Carson to Dolly Parton
"There is honor among thieves."--English Proverb
"Big Brother is watching you."--George Orwell, '1984'
BAD QUOTES
"It's like a switch." Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top referring to turning his hat backwards.
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