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i am engaged in my own self-induced secret mission, which is to go to every major city in the states, infiltrate their zoos by buying children's passes my budget is limited and freeing every single freaking monkey they have but not before arming each and every monkey with a fully automatic assault rifle and an ill-fitting standard american g.i. issue world war II army helmet then i will slap my ass and yell : "go get 'em boys and girls" which always gets the monkeys riled fills 'em with killing rage it does and having done my part to make the world a better place i'll ride off into the sunset on a blind pigeon-toed knock-kneed llama which is like a camel only smells slightly better.
there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!!! (uh, hit the backspace key......yeah, that one. bye) |
