Angel

  • Buffy: Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?
    Giles: A vampire isn't a person at all. (clears his throat) It may have the movements, the, the memories, even the personality of the person that it took over, but i-it's still a demon at the core, there is no half-way.
    Willow: So that'd be a no, huh?

  • Xander: What are you vixens up to?
    Willow: Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look, a cockroach....Want a free drink?!

  • Willow: So Angel is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's... not.

  • Willow: Okay, so here's something I gotta know. When Angel kissed you... I mean before he turned into... how was it?
    Buffy: Unbelievable!
    Willow: Wow! And it is kinda novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die, and... Oh, and what about the children? I'll be quiet now.

  • Xander: I-I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath.
    Willow: It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor.

  • Willow: How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what's going on. I never know what's going on.
    Giles: Well, you weren't here from midnight until six researching it.
    Willow: No, I was sleeping.

  • Willow: Sometimes I have this fantasy that Xander's just gonna grab me and kiss me right on the lips.
    Buffy: You want Xander, you've gotta speak up, girl!
    Willow: No, no, no, no. No speaking up. That way leads to madness and sweaty palms.

  • Willow: So, no word from Angel?
    Buffy: Nah. It's weird, though. In this way I feel like he's still watching me.
    Willow: Well, in a way he sort of is. In the way of that he's right over there.

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