Faith, Hope, & Trick


  • Willow: Oh, but, no! What if they changed the rule without telling? What if they're lying in wait to arrest me a-and, and throw me in detention and marm my unblemished record?

  • Willow: Ooo, Scott Hope at eleven o'clock. He likes you[Buffy]. He wanted to ask you out last year, but you weren't ready then. But I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like.
    [Buffy gives Willow an appauled look]
    Willow: Oh! I didn't mean the bad thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you....You're[Oz] supposed to stop me when I do that.
    Oz: I like when you do that.

  • Willow: It's so great that you're a schoolgirl again.
    Buffy: Giles say what he wanted? Do you think he's mad?
    Willow: No, I don't think so. I think he just needed to see you. [She looks for Giles, and continues when she's sure that he not there] Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad, but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?
    [Giles stands up from his hiding spot behind the counter]
    Buffy: Hi, Giles! [smiles at Willow]
    Willow: [Turns around to see Giles standing there] Oh, hi! Been there long?

  • Willow: Oh! Who's more sensitive than me?

  • Willow: Sage, I love that smell. And monarchs root. You know, a smidge of this mixed with a virgin's saliva... does something I know nothing about.
    Giles: These forces are not something that one plays around with, Willow. What have you been conjuring?
    Willow: Nothing... much. Well, you know, I tried this spell to cure Angel, and I guess that was a bust. But since then, you know, small stuff: floating feather, fire out of ice, which next time I won't do on the bedspread. Are you mad at me?
    Giles: No, of course not, no. If I were, I would be making a strange clucking sound with my tongue.
    [Willow smiles with embarrassment]
  • Willow: Aha!
    [Everyone looks at her]
    Willow: Sorry. I just meant....Aha! There's big evil brewin'. You'll never be bored here, Faith. 'Cause this is Sunnydale, home of the big brewin' evil.

  • Willow: You really do need to find the fun, B.
    [Buffy gives Willow a disgusted look]
    Willow: Uffy.

  • Willow: Hey, did you do that little half smile thing?
    Buffy: Look, I'm not trying to snare Scott Hope. I just want to get my life back. You know, do normal stuff.
    Willow: Like date?

  • Willow: I think that went very well! Don't you think that went very well?!

  • Willow: This is good, this is... Hey! We're seniors. Hey, I'm walking here!

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