Graduation Day-Part I
Percy: Hey listen, thank you... for helping me, being so patient, and also for not kicking my ass like you did at the Bronze.
Willow: You know Percy, that was actually... for your own good.
Willow: Oh trusty soda machine, I push you for rootbeer, you give me Coke.
Willow: Aww, I'm gonna miss her.
Buffy: Don't you hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for ten years. Vacuous tramp.
Willow: How come evil girl is in the mix?
Giles: Anya witnessed an ascension.
Willow: Oh, okay then.
Willow: I feel different, you know? I guess that makes sense. Do you feel different? Oh... you've already... probably no big change for you. It was nice. Was it nice? Should this be a quiet moment?
Oz: I know exactly what you mean.
Willow: Which part?
Oz: Everything feels different.
Willow: I'm no witch. I can't even change poor Amy back to a person.
Oz: But you got the swing and habit trail going. I think Amy is in a good place emotionally.
Willow: Ohh Oz.
Oz: What?
Willow: Could you just pretend to care about what's happening, please?
Oz: You think I don't care?
Willow: I think we can be dead in two days time and you're being ironic detachment guy.
Oz: Would it help if I panicked?
Willow: It would be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis and everything is really scary now, you know? And I don't know what's going to happen. And there are all sorts of things you're supposed to get to do after high school and I was really looking forward to doing them and now, we're probably just gonna die and I'd like to feel maybe you would..[Oz kisses willow]... what are you doing?
Oz: Panicking.
Willow: History is important, you know?
Percy: I totally get that now. And I got the grades and I'm graduating tomorrow, I'll forget all this crap.
[Willow looks depressed]
Willow: Buffy, if Angel drains Faith's blood, it'll kill her.
Buffy: Not if she's already dead.
Xander: What? You guys didn't hear?
Buffy: Hear what?
Xander: Guess who our commencement speaker is?
Willow: Siegfried?
Xander: No.
Willow: Roy?
Xander: No.
Willow: One of the tigers?
Xander: Come out of the fantasy, Will.
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