Go Fish

  • Willow: Gage. Your pie chart is looking a lot like solitaire...[she takes a harder look]...with naked ladies on the cards?
    Gage: What's your point?
    Willow: No point.

  • Buffy: So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?
    Willow: Like an Oreo Cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolatey cookie goodness.

  • Buffy: He did say he could take care of things himself. It's a good call. You should question him.
    Willow: Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg!

  • Willow: So, Jonathan. You tried out for the swim team twice and never made it?
    Jonathan: [seemingly nervous] I'm asthmatic. I couldn't keep up.
    Willow: You resented it, didn't you?
    Jonathan: Maybe.
    Willow: You hated being pushed around by Dodd and the others.
    Jonathan: So?
    Willow: [walks around Jonathan] So, you wanted revenge. Didn't you? [leans in quickly] Didn't you?!
    Jonathan: [nervously] Yeah! Okay? I did!
    Willow: [smiles and stands up] So... You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance.
    Jonathan: Huh?
    Willow: Didn't you?
    Jonathan: What? No! I snuck in yesterday and... peed in the pool.
    Willow: Oh. Eww!!!!

  • Xander: I tried out for the team last night. I made it.
    Cordelia: Really?
    Xander: Yeah. I figured I can keep an eye on Gage and the others when Buffy can't.
    Willow: [acting shocked] When you're nude?! [Buffy nudges her] I-I meant to say 'changing'.

  • Willow: Well, I'll talk to Nurse Greenleigh.
    Buffy: You're really getting into this interrogation thing.
    Willow: The trick is not to leave any marks.


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