Helpless

  • Buffy: So, how's it going with the Amy rat?
    Willow: Good! She loves her new exercise wheel. She runs around, her nose wiggles...
    Buffy: I meant, how's it going changing her back into a human being?
    Willow: Oh. Still working on it. But I just got her the cutest little bell...

  • Willow: Buffy, I know you are definitely, without a doubt, gonna get your powers back.
    Buffy: Thanks, Will.
    Willow: But what if you don't?

  • Willow: I can't believe Giles was fired. How could Giles get fired?

  • Willow: Now, now when you say fired, do you mean fired?!
    Xander: You're not cruising past that concept any time soon, are you?
    Willow: Well, it's just... I mean, he's been fired! He's, he's unemployed! He's... between jobs.
    Buffy: Giles isn't going anywhere, Will. He's still librarian.
    Willow: Okay, but I'm writing an angry letter!

  • Willow: Aha! A curse on Slayers. Oh no, wait. It's lawyers.

  • Willow: I went to Snoopy On Ice when I was little. My dad took me backstage and I got so scared I threw up on Woodstock.


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