Homecoming

  • Willow: It's my first big dance, you know? Where there's a boy and a band... and not just me alone in my room pretending that there's a boy and a band.

  • Xander: So, uh... you and Oz. How do I put this? Are we on first, second, or, uh... ye gods?
    Willow: That's none of your business, Alexander Harris.

  • Willow: Uh, I know. 'Nice.'
    Xander: I was gonna go with gorgeous.
    Willow: Really? You, too. I-in a guy way.
    Xander: Oz is very lucky.
    Willow: So is Cordelia. I-In a girl way. I don't know if I can dance in this. I don't know if I can dance!

  • Xander: [after kissing Willow] That didn't just happen!
    Willow: No! I mean, it did, but it didn't!
    Xander: Because I respect you! And Oz. And I would never...
    Willow: I would never, either! I-it must be the clothes. I-it's a fluke!
    Xander: It's a clothes fluke, that's what it is. And there'll be no more fluking.
    Willow: Not ever.
    Xander: We gotta get out of these clothes!
    Willow: Right now!
    Xander: Oh, I didn't mean...
    Willow: I didn't mean either!

  • Buffy: A lot of people came to my welcome home party.
    Willow: But they were killed by zombies.
    Buffy: Good point.

  • Willow: No, I'm not a friend. I'm a rabid dog who should be shot! But there are forces at work here! Dark, incomprehensible forces!

  • Willow: I mean, we have to do something. This is all our fault.
    Xander: How do you get from chick fight to our fault?
    Willow: Because we felt so guilty about the fluke, we overcompensated helping Cordelia, and we spun the whole group dynamic out of orbit, and we're just a big meteor shower heading for Earth...

  • Willow: They're gonna announce the queen, where are they? What's keeping them?
    Oz: I'm gonna go with mud wrestling.

  • Willow: You have to help me pick an outfit. I wanna pick something that makes Oz go "huh".

  • Willow: Hi! How are you? You good? You look good! Anything new? Hey, did I mention you look good?

  • Xander: What?
    Willow: Sometimes when you're falling to pieces, you're mouth, it does the sweetest thing. What are we gonna do?

    Xander: We just have to get the two of them communicating.
    Willow: I'm talking about us.


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