The "I" In Team

  • Willow: I implore you, Neisa, blessed goddess of chance and fortune, heed my call, send to me the heart I desire.
    Xander: You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.
    Willow: That wasn't magic. I was praying.

  • Xander: Want one?
    Willow: No, thanks. Those things usually taste kind of tasteless, then leave a bad after-taste-less-ness.

  • Willow: You know how it it with a spanking-new boyfriend.
    Anya: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.

  • Willow: They are anti-demon. But probably pro ex-demon.
    Anya: Maybe. I choose to feel threatened.

  • Buffy: How was your night?
    Willow: Like a normal person's. Light on the action-packed.

  • Buffy: Tell me about your night.
    Willow: Well, spent most of it at Xander's, teaching Anya to play poker.
    Buffy: That sounds like fun.
    Willow: Yeah. Except the Anya part, and the poker part.

  • Buffy: A twinkie? That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
    Willow: Everyone's getting a spank but me.

  • Willow: I've been trying to find a dolcite crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway.

  • Riley: Hope you don't mind us tagging along.
  • Buffy: Anya seems a bit edgy.
    Willow: She's a little antsy around commando-types. Ex-demon issues.

  • Buffy: You said you wanted to invite someone.
    Willow: No, not...no one. I mean...I meant a hypothetical someone, which is to say no one. What are we celebrating?

  • Buffy: Professor Walsh gave me the grand tour, and we're talking grand as in canyon. You'd never believe the size of it.
    Willow: That's really...again, I say neat.

  • Willow: There's a bunch of stuff about them we still don't know.
    Buffy: I know that...Like what?
    Willow: Well, what's their ultimate agenda? I mean, okay, yeah, they neuter vampires and demons, but then what? Are they gonna reintegrate them into society? Get them jobs as bag-boys at Walmart?

  • Willow: Irony's kind of ironic that way.

  • Willow: Did it work? The atmosphere ionized?
    Giles: I'd venture yes.

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