The "I" In Team
Willow: I implore you, Neisa, blessed goddess of chance and fortune, heed my call, send to me the heart I desire.
Xander: You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.
Willow: That wasn't magic. I was praying.
Xander: Want one?
Willow: No, thanks. Those things usually taste kind of tasteless, then leave a bad after-taste-less-ness.
Willow: You know how it it with a spanking-new boyfriend.
Anya: Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
Willow: They are anti-demon. But probably pro ex-demon.
Anya: Maybe. I choose to feel threatened.
Buffy: How was your night?
Willow: Like a normal person's. Light on the action-packed.
Buffy: Tell me about your night.
Willow: Well, spent most of it at Xander's, teaching Anya to play poker.
Buffy: That sounds like fun.
Willow: Yeah. Except the Anya part, and the poker part.
Buffy: A twinkie? That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
Willow: Everyone's getting a spank but me.
Willow: I've been trying to find a dolcite crystal my entire life. Well, since June, anyway.
Riley: Hope you don't mind us tagging along.
Buffy: Anya seems a bit edgy.
Willow: She's a little antsy around commando-types. Ex-demon issues.
Buffy: You said you wanted to invite someone.
Willow: No, not...no one. I mean...I meant a hypothetical someone, which is to say no one. What are we celebrating?
Buffy: Professor Walsh gave me the grand tour, and we're talking grand as in canyon. You'd never believe the size of it.
Willow: That's really...again, I say neat.
Willow: There's a bunch of stuff about them we still don't know.
Buffy: I know that...Like what?
Willow: Well, what's their ultimate agenda? I mean, okay, yeah, they neuter vampires and demons, but then what? Are they gonna reintegrate them into society? Get them jobs as bag-boys at Walmart?
Willow: Irony's kind of ironic that way.
Willow: Did it work? The atmosphere ionized?
Giles: I'd venture yes.
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