Killed by Death

  • Buffy: Homework!
    Willow: It's my way of saying, 'get well soon'.
    Buffy: You know, chocolate says that even better.
    Willow: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
    Buffy: Chocolate means *nothing* to me.

  • Willow: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time.
    Xander: No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
    Willow: Wrong? Why? How did you play doctor?

  • Willow: It's weird going through his things. Look, he didn't finish his coffee. Guess he won't.

  • Guard: Okay, come on now.
    Willow: Frogs! Frogs! Get 'em off of me! Oh, my God, frogs! Get them off of me! Please, help! Get 'em off! FROGS! Frogs! Oh, my God, horrible frogs!
    Doctor: Not that one! The other one!
    Willow: No more frogs.


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