Lie to Me

  • Xander: Who's friendly?
    Buffy: No one.
    Willow: Angel and a girl.
    Buffy: Willow, do we have to be in total share mode?

  • Willow: Oh, that's what that song is about?!

  • Angel: I-if this is a bad time, I...
    Willow: No! I just... I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
    Angel: I promise to behave myself.
    Willow: Okay. Good.
    Angel: I guess I need help.
    Willow: Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old and you already know stuff.
    Angel: I want you to track someone down. On the 'net.
    Willow: Oh! Great! I'm so the 'net girl!

  • Angel: Unless you invite me, I can't come in.
    Willow: Oh, okay. I invite you to come in.

  • Willow: Uh, Angel? If I say something you really don't wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?

  • Buffy: Okay, Will, fess up.
    Willow: What? Buffy: Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.
    Willow: It makes me jumpy. I have to go, away.

  • Willow: Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'

  • Willow: See? You made him do that thing where he's gone!

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